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Muhammad Fauzi Today, i realise my life is fucked up. FML

Eric Ng
CongratZ? JkJk! MayBe This Part Of Life! Now Fucked Up Later Will Have Blessing :D


now fucked up...later the blessings will come.

seriously? which fucked up joker told you that?
i've been living this fucking lie for almost 8 years. when will the blessings come?

*no offence to eric though*

• in the process of learning how to exhale scream and fry scream.


• taking a break from screaming, throat's getting hot and dry


• raya money = $300...... double pedals = $900


• just got to know my performance date is next week, thursday to saturday.


• gig on the 7th. please be there =)


• meet ups with chuck norris' best friend only once a week =(


• why are all my friends' blogs full of emoness, sadness, jiwangness BGR & Lovey dovey stuffs


• my new class is somewhat somehow much more closer/funnier than my previous class


• its been more than 1 week since i've stopped 'uhu-ing'


• the addiction and crave is there, but have to think about the future.


• adviced some of my friends to stop that habit too, starting off with Jabir.

im not the 'blogger' type. i've lost the mood of blogging. i've lost my readers. i am Fau-zi.

week 1 done. 14 more weeks to go.
love my new class.
they're full of animal sex. especially cat bondages

whats up with mom and nagging?

gig tix are with me, nudge me or tag me

is it just me, or did i felt a tremor?!

muhammad fauzi,

• smells of alcohol
• tired
• sick
• dizzy
• sleepy
• cranky
• bored
• hungry

there's a bottle of VODKA and some indian marjuana in my room. someone please take it away. im giving it away FREE.

have u guys experienced this before...



1) telling a joke to someone or doing a prank to someone(a close friend), and they cried/got really sad.

COS IT'L LIKE HAPPENING TO ME EVERY SINGLE TIME. I NEED TO KEEP A LEASH ON MYSELF.



2) parents "WEI! WHY ARE YOUR WATCHING TV/PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES AND MSN?! GO STUDY LA! DOING THIS(watching tv/using computer) DOES NOT BENEFIT YOU AT ALL!

im sure u've heard that line before =) well, i beg to differ.

well... actually.. watching tv and playing the computer..does benefit me..ALOT

WATCHING TV:

• i learnt that MICHAEL JACKSON IS A PEDOPHILE. so when i see him the next time, i will be prepared.
• i learnt that if you do bad things, your face will appear in CRIME WATCH!
• you cannot sun tan under your block,if not, your face will appear in TODAY 'the paper'
• you can actually tattoo your whole body, as an escape route to escape from prison.
• buying an aircon endorsed by JACK NEO will somehow save your electric bills
• if you wanna solve something, just look for 'BLUES CLUES'. or ask scooby doo and shaggy.(excellent benefit especially for RP students)
• New York is a dangerous place. There are monster attacks(cloverfield/ghostbusters). There are crazy villains,but luckily spiderman is there! There are ZOMBIES, and only will smith can help them.
• mermaids will visit you if your ocean is clean(duyung)

THERE ARE PLENTY MORE..BUT..ITS ALMOST 1 AM. NO TIME UH..

PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES/MSN/DOWNLOADING SONGS/YOUTUBING:

• you wont really die if you get shot, u'll respawn.
• you'll get the lastest gossip! MSN IS SUPER RELIABLE!
• you can see girls calling themselves whores as a hobby. benefit for guys!!*camwhore*
• if you're clueless about yourself, GO TO FACEBOOK QUIZZES. does miracles!
• poor? but own an itouch and a laptop? FREE MUSIC BABEEHH!! *the greatest benefit*
• are u a bully magnet? being insulted everyday by friends and teachers? ITS OK, JUST RELEASE YOUR INNER BULLY ON YOUTUBE! FLAMMING STRANGERS WHO OBVIOUSLY HAS MORE TALENT THAN YOU! =)
• you can post a video of you raping your friends or a video of yourself singing horribly and posting it on youtube.
• and the greatest benefit off all, WHO NEEDS SEX WHEN YOU CAN WATCH FREE PORN?!

again..there more..but..you get the point..

so next time..if your parents ask you this..

"PUSSY FACE! Why in the world are you watching tv instead of studying?! theres no benefit in watching tv! just distractions!!"

just reply them..

"I just learned, that you can still be succesfull in life, even if you have no real education. just look at ALIF AZIZ! he's a star!!! "

ahhh..the wonderful benefits of TV and Internet(computer related)

IM BACK BITCHES!
sorry it took so long. first of all, there were no other 'new' blogs. my tumblr was just a test.
the reason i stopped blogging was mainly due to my hectic schedule and school tests. now that im free..

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI! MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN!

ok, most of you might have heard or know, that my band... AVENGED SEVENFOLD, will be performing at .......(details below)

DETAILS :

TITLE : FRESH CUBES II with no shoes (featuring MIKAH LUFIAHS)
VENUE : L-CUBE STUDIO (HINDOO RD, 145A JALAN BESAR ROAD)
DATE/TIME: SATURDAY,7th NOVEMBER 2009, 4PM TO 9.00PM.
TICKET PRICE: $6 (Limited PRE-SALE)
$8 (At the Door)

honestly, i don't even know what i was thinking, signing up for a gig. i hate stuffs like this. but i just wanted to give it a try.
so guys, please be there for my first time. ITS GOING TO BE MY FIRST TIME.
more info about my band...

NAME OF BAND: originally was AVENGED SEVENFOLD. but, some americans took the name..and now, our name is VOLT4GE. yes, ignore the name, we had only 5 minutes to think of it. gonna change the name after the gig...or not.

BAND MEMBERS: 2 ahpeks. 1 gay. 1 girl. and me =)

GENRE OF BAND MUSIC: we're experimenting on pop and rock. cover band.

HISTORY OF BAND: we're newly formed, 2 weeks ago =)

so please..as u can see. we're just 2 weeks old! definately no originals. thats why we need your support to cheer for us. we're scared of being the laughing stock of the day =(
just approach my gay band members for tickets...or you can just ask me for it. i'll deliver it to YOUR DOORSTEP! I'LL DELIVER IT BESIDE YOUR BED WHILE YOURE STILL ON FACEBOOK AND ON MSN. I'LL DELIVER IT TO YOUR WORKPLACE.
anything to sell 14 tickets. <
thus, i shall end my first post in months.
my band hopes you can support our FIRST EVER GIG.
and...

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI, MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN!

Sep 20, 2009, 12:21 AM

a short post. before my official posting date.

first off all, selamat hari raya aidilfitri! maaf zahir dan batin!(only to certain people)

next...

MY BAND IS SELECTED FOR A GIG. PLEASE PLEAASE PLEASESEESE buy our tix! =)
we are super new, we don't have a fan base. please be there for our first gig?
more details soon.

till then, much love.

Muhammad Fauzi <3

Aug 9, 2009, 10:18 PM

one more week to a new blog

Aug 5, 2009, 3:01 PM

readers, will be blogging here
my other blogs are super hard to manage..

WILL SET A NEW FAU-ZI.BLOGSPOT IN 2 WEEKS! WHEN I START HOLIDAYS!

WOHOOO

Jul 26, 2009, 11:35 PM

ive changed my blog link.

a new style of blogging.
a new style of posting.
hope to get the same amount of viewers

Jul 18, 2009, 11:51 PM

no internet for the time being. blogging only when free in school =)


this picture is dedicated to all those who just say what their friends say or what they heard and never do any research to prove it.
anyway..read what i've circled.

Jul 12, 2009, 1:29 PM

Failure is not falling down but refusing to get up




its funny when you see a different side of me,and immediately judge me.
its funny that just because i kept quiet instead of being my old goofy self, you think i have a problem.
its funny that when im in no mood to forgive and forget, you forced me to do it.
its funny how perceptive you are when i don't feel like mixing with you for a while.
its funny how you like to control my life, whereas i don't get a say in yours.
its funny how everything i say is somehow an insult, whereas everything you say is funny.
its funny that my actions, has to be a response to yours.

please, all these while. i have been very caring and understanding enough, not to lose myself in anger.
thinking, if i showered all my negativity on you, it will affect our friendship.
thinking, it will never be the same again.

but just an hour of me being in the fit of rage,
i am in the wrong.
i am the bad guy
i am uncontrollable
i am mean
i am full of hate

seriously, is this fair? don't judge me,by what i did in a few seconds,minutes,hours.
judge me when you know me.
judge me when you've spent time with me.
judge me, when you are in my shoes.

so please, don't judge me just because i said "FUCK"
please, i don't even say that word to often.
i don't even say vulgarities.
i only use that when im in rage.

and please,
stop telling your friends my behavior is nonsense and im a poser
whose the nonsensical poser who brings stuffs to school just to show off.
its good if you know how to use it.

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