“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”
ALBERT EINSTEIN



GUESS WHO'S BACK?! BACK AGAIN! FAU-ZI'S BACK! TELL A FRIEND!!
YO! YO! YO! YO!


miss me? sorry for the lack of updates, due to me being super busy with school and life =)
alot aLOT ALOT of stuffs to blog about!but by the time i'll publish this post, i will sure miss out 30-40 stuffs. so, chat with me at random on msn and facebook =)

alright, u guys might know that i don't really support local music or whatever relating to singapores' band with the wrong attitude. but but BUTocks..
i kinda like supporting local blogs =)
its really cool how they earn money just by flaming,insulting,shitting,typing bad about people.
i find it, THE LAZY-EST BUT EASY WAY TO EARN MONEYYYY!!!
and to know..that im the one somehow providing them the money.
but as cool as a star blogger might be..
THEY USUALLY ABUSED IT!
i know that being insulted and talked about is hurtful and demoralising..
its never nice or correct to publicly humiliate them, no matter how angry or sad you are.
but then, people like fuad will say.." like what fauzi said, my blog is my blog!".
well yeah..it is..
but you're abusing it. its wrong. i personally wouldn't go to the extend of putting pictures, and editting it and just flaming it to the world/country.
and another thing...
saying this..
"youre 28..yet you're still jobless. you're hairless. your wife provides for you..etc etc etc."
is super mean! haiya! even the most evil-est evil person i can think of, Mojojojo, will not do that!
and and and..
insulting the wife as an ugly cat or something like that..is super hillarious..yet again..mean!
ahhahaha!!

OKOKOK! ITS NOT MY PROBLEM! I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING!

personally, i think its ok to a certain level that you want to humiliate the person who made you angry/sad/horny..
and when i said 'certain level', it means..just talking bad about them.
blogging about their full name, their attitude,their blogs(if they have any).
but once you type their phone numbers, drag their parents,wifes/wives, their boy/girl friend and friends,insulting their 'poorness' and etc...its just....too over.

ok that done...
and now...i'll be needing 30 minutes more to remember what i wanted to blog..and im currently having my maths lesson right now.



******30 mins later******


yo! im back!
ok, another thing..
i think...waitwaitwait...I KNOW..i may just be one of the biggest hypocrites i know.
get it? hmmm..
i know im one of the hypocrites of the world.
i had always flamed people for saying..
"i am fat! i need to stop eating a grain of rice a day!!" when they are actually thin or super thin or average.
but now, i think i get it. I FINALLY GOT IT!
ok, to you guys, i may look skinny or average... AND SOME OF YOU THINKS IM FAT!
OMFG! YOU %^$##$^@^&$%!!!!!
*notice how my vulgars are made up of those signs? ^_^*
alright alright alright... i may seem skinny to others..but i feel..that im fat.
explanaition : muhammad fauzi has low self-esteem and not proud of his figure. he needs to be as skinny as the side of the paper to make himself look good.

get it now?













GOTCHA!
WHY IN THE BIG BLUE EARTH WOULD I THINK THAT I AM FAT! IT STUPID!
im just...out of shape!

hardy har har har....

ok, it seems this topic made your small brain all confused and mixed up.
what you guys need now is a good story =)


met up with my ex yesterday....MY EX CLASSMATES!
i was one of the last few to arrive,due to no want wanting to go with me.
there were..mysexypartnerincrime NAJA, mybestfriend SYAFIQA, athirah,ain,azah,amirah,ana,natasha and khaleeda.
being the only guy there, i bet that fellow will surely say..
"fauzi flirt sak! so many girls..the only guy..."
well...whatever. like what syafiqa says,"dare to gossip, afraid to ask the truth"
ok, while they were doing their stuffs, me and syafiqa went to the coffee shop.
on the way to the shop,
me "winner red eh?"
sya "winston red la!"
so..reached the shop..and i said..
me "auntie, winner red.."
*checks for money given in pocket frantically...*
me "auntie..i lost my money ar!"
*wents back to sya*
me "eh, kau ade kasi duit kat aku tak?"
sya " dah pe!"
*sya sounding screwed up*
*zi checking pocket all over..and founds the money at the back pocket*
*goes back to the shop*
me "auntie, winner red.."
*pays..walk off to sya*
sya " WOI! WINSTON LA! NOT WINNER!!"
*walks back to change..*

it was really a stupid kanchiong funny moment. first, chose the wrong box. next, lost the money.then, got the money. finally..bought the wrong box.
and oh yea..the way the day ended..
i lost my WHOLE BOX!
how sad.

alright, so religious class later on. looking forward to it!
and oh ya..speaking of this..
last week, i got this somehow funny yet a little bit insulting comment from my old childhood friend which is a teenager now. sounds funny eh...

boy " are u going religious class later on?"
me "yeah, maybe.."
boy "well..don't! you're from RP"

if you guys wondered..why it was funny yet a little bit insulting, its because..RP is infected with the H1N1 virus.

okok, im off now. maybe i'll update tomorrow. maybe going out with NAJA!
haha!

chow babeeh!!

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