have u guys experienced this before...



1) telling a joke to someone or doing a prank to someone(a close friend), and they cried/got really sad.

COS IT'L LIKE HAPPENING TO ME EVERY SINGLE TIME. I NEED TO KEEP A LEASH ON MYSELF.



2) parents "WEI! WHY ARE YOUR WATCHING TV/PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES AND MSN?! GO STUDY LA! DOING THIS(watching tv/using computer) DOES NOT BENEFIT YOU AT ALL!

im sure u've heard that line before =) well, i beg to differ.

well... actually.. watching tv and playing the computer..does benefit me..ALOT

WATCHING TV:

• i learnt that MICHAEL JACKSON IS A PEDOPHILE. so when i see him the next time, i will be prepared.
• i learnt that if you do bad things, your face will appear in CRIME WATCH!
• you cannot sun tan under your block,if not, your face will appear in TODAY 'the paper'
• you can actually tattoo your whole body, as an escape route to escape from prison.
• buying an aircon endorsed by JACK NEO will somehow save your electric bills
• if you wanna solve something, just look for 'BLUES CLUES'. or ask scooby doo and shaggy.(excellent benefit especially for RP students)
• New York is a dangerous place. There are monster attacks(cloverfield/ghostbusters). There are crazy villains,but luckily spiderman is there! There are ZOMBIES, and only will smith can help them.
• mermaids will visit you if your ocean is clean(duyung)

THERE ARE PLENTY MORE..BUT..ITS ALMOST 1 AM. NO TIME UH..

PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES/MSN/DOWNLOADING SONGS/YOUTUBING:

• you wont really die if you get shot, u'll respawn.
• you'll get the lastest gossip! MSN IS SUPER RELIABLE!
• you can see girls calling themselves whores as a hobby. benefit for guys!!*camwhore*
• if you're clueless about yourself, GO TO FACEBOOK QUIZZES. does miracles!
• poor? but own an itouch and a laptop? FREE MUSIC BABEEHH!! *the greatest benefit*
• are u a bully magnet? being insulted everyday by friends and teachers? ITS OK, JUST RELEASE YOUR INNER BULLY ON YOUTUBE! FLAMMING STRANGERS WHO OBVIOUSLY HAS MORE TALENT THAN YOU! =)
• you can post a video of you raping your friends or a video of yourself singing horribly and posting it on youtube.
• and the greatest benefit off all, WHO NEEDS SEX WHEN YOU CAN WATCH FREE PORN?!

again..there more..but..you get the point..

so next time..if your parents ask you this..

"PUSSY FACE! Why in the world are you watching tv instead of studying?! theres no benefit in watching tv! just distractions!!"

just reply them..

"I just learned, that you can still be succesfull in life, even if you have no real education. just look at ALIF AZIZ! he's a star!!! "

ahhh..the wonderful benefits of TV and Internet(computer related)

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