Rock on =)

2009-10-18T23:56:00.002+08:00

this is a message from facebook

Muhammad Fauzi Today, i realise my life is fucked up. FML

Eric Ng
CongratZ? JkJk! MayBe This Part Of Life! Now Fucked Up Later Will Have Blessing :D

now fucked up...later the blessings will come.

seriously? which fucked up joker told you that?
i've been living this fucking lie for almost 8 years. when will the blessings come?

*no offence to eric though*

2009-10-17T20:15:00.003+08:00

in the process of learning how to exhale scream and fry scream.

taking a break from screaming, throat's getting hot and dry

raya money = $300...... double pedals = $900

just got to know my performance date is next week, thursday to saturday.

gig on the 7th. please be there =)

meet ups with chuck norris' best friend only once a week =(

why are all my friends' blogs full of emoness, sadness, jiwangness BGR & Lovey dovey stuffs

my new class is somewhat somehow much more closer/funnier than my previous class

its been more than 1 week since i've stopped 'uhu-ing'

the addiction and crave is there, but have to think about the future.

adviced some of my friends to stop that habit too, starting off with Jabir.

im not the 'blogger' type. i've lost the mood of blogging. i've lost my readers. i am Fau-zi.

2009-10-10T12:31:00.001+08:00

week 1 done. 14 more weeks to go.
love my new class.
they're full of animal sex. especially cat bondages

2009-10-07T23:56:00.001+08:00

whats up with mom and nagging?

gig tix are with me, nudge me or tag me

2009-09-30T19:49:00.000+08:00

tix are at $6

2009-09-30T19:42:00.000+08:00

is it just me, or did i felt a tremor?!

2009-09-30T16:33:00.002+08:00

muhammad fauzi,

smells of alcohol
tired
sick
dizzy
sleepy
cranky
bored
hungry

there's a bottle of VODKA and some indian marjuana in my room. someone please take it away. im giving it away FREE.

2009-09-28T00:20:00.004+08:00

have u guys experienced this before...

1) telling a joke to someone or doing a prank to someone(a close friend), and they cried/got really sad.

COS IT'L LIKE HAPPENING TO ME EVERY SINGLE TIME. I NEED TO KEEP A LEASH ON MYSELF.

2) parents "WEI! WHY ARE YOUR WATCHING TV/PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES AND MSN?! GO STUDY LA! DOING THIS(watching tv/using computer) DOES NOT BENEFIT YOU AT ALL!

im sure u've heard that line before =) well, i beg to differ.

well... actually.. watching tv and playing the computer..does benefit me..ALOT

WATCHING TV:

i learnt that MICHAEL JACKSON IS A PEDOPHILE. so when i see him the next time, i will be prepared.
i learnt that if you do bad things, your face will appear in CRIME WATCH!
you cannot sun tan under your block,if not, your face will appear in TODAY 'the paper'
you can actually tattoo your whole body, as an escape route to escape from prison.
buying an aircon endorsed by JACK NEO will somehow save your electric bills
if you wanna solve something, just look for 'BLUES CLUES'. or ask scooby doo and shaggy.(excellent benefit especially for RP students)
New York is a dangerous place. There are monster attacks(cloverfield/ghostbusters). There are crazy villains,but luckily spiderman is there! There are ZOMBIES, and only will smith can help them.
mermaids will visit you if your ocean is clean(duyung)

THERE ARE PLENTY MORE..BUT..ITS ALMOST 1 AM. NO TIME UH..

PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES/MSN/DOWNLOADING SONGS/YOUTUBING:

you wont really die if you get shot, u'll respawn.
you'll get the lastest gossip! MSN IS SUPER RELIABLE!
you can see girls calling themselves whores as a hobby. benefit for guys!!*camwhore*
if you're clueless about yourself, GO TO FACEBOOK QUIZZES. does miracles!
poor? but own an itouch and a laptop? FREE MUSIC BABEEHH!! *the greatest benefit*
are u a bully magnet? being insulted everyday by friends and teachers? ITS OK, JUST RELEASE YOUR INNER BULLY ON YOUTUBE! FLAMMING STRANGERS WHO OBVIOUSLY HAS MORE TALENT THAN YOU! =)
you can post a video of you raping your friends or a video of yourself singing horribly and posting it on youtube.
and the greatest benefit off all, WHO NEEDS SEX WHEN YOU CAN WATCH FREE PORN?!

again..there more..but..you get the point..

so next time..if your parents ask you this..

"PUSSY FACE! Why in the world are you watching tv instead of studying?! theres no benefit in watching tv! just distractions!!"

just reply them..

"I just learned, that you can still be succesfull in life, even if you have no real education. just look at ALIF AZIZ! he's a star!!! "

ahhh..the wonderful benefits of TV and Internet(computer related)

2009-09-25T00:28:00.003+08:00

thank you for reading my blog =)

updates on my life.

. i'll be having a performance at RP W1 on the first week when school reopens. *YIKES*

. i have a gig on 7th of november.

. tix are at $6

. tix will be arriving next week, 4th october.

. NOTE TO THOSE WHO WISH TO PURCHASE- do not expect alot from us, we're really new.

. AGAIN, WE ARE NOT PROS! WE ARE A COVER BAND!

. planning to go raya with 4/6 on 3rd oct,saturday. please 4/6 people, be there =)

. going to buy myself double pedals,gonna cost me $1000 *double yikes!!!*

PS. IM NOT METROSEXUAL. i think

2009-09-23T16:57:00.003+08:00

IM BACK BITCHES!
sorry it took so long. first of all, there were no other 'new' blogs. my tumblr was just a test.
the reason i stopped blogging was mainly due to my hectic schedule and school tests. now that im free..

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI! MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN!

ok, most of you might have heard or know, that my band... AVENGED SEVENFOLD, will be performing at .......(details below)

DETAILS :

TITLE : FRESH CUBES II with no shoes (featuring MIKAH LUFIAHS)
VENUE : L-CUBE STUDIO (HINDOO RD, 145A JALAN BESAR ROAD)
DATE/TIME: SATURDAY,7th NOVEMBER 2009, 4PM TO 9.00PM.
TICKET PRICE: $6 (Limited PRE-SALE)
$8 (At the Door)

honestly, i don't even know what i was thinking, signing up for a gig. i hate stuffs like this. but i just wanted to give it a try.
so guys, please be there for my first time. ITS GOING TO BE MY FIRST TIME.
more info about my band...

NAME OF BAND: originally was AVENGED SEVENFOLD. but, some americans took the name..and now, our name is VOLT4GE. yes, ignore the name, we had only 5 minutes to think of it. gonna change the name after the gig...or not.

BAND MEMBERS: 2 ahpeks. 1 gay. 1 girl. and me =)

GENRE OF BAND MUSIC: we're experimenting on pop and rock. cover band.

HISTORY OF BAND: we're newly formed, 2 weeks ago =)

so please..as u can see. we're just 2 weeks old! definately no originals. thats why we need your support to cheer for us. we're scared of being the laughing stock of the day =(
just approach my gay band members for tickets...or you can just ask me for it. i'll deliver it to YOUR DOORSTEP! I'LL DELIVER IT BESIDE YOUR BED WHILE YOURE STILL ON FACEBOOK AND ON MSN. I'LL DELIVER IT TO YOUR WORKPLACE.
anything to sell 14 tickets. <
thus, i shall end my first post in months.
my band hopes you can support our FIRST EVER GIG.
and...

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI, MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN!

2009-09-20T00:21:00.002+08:00

a short post. before my official posting date.

first off all, selamat hari raya aidilfitri! maaf zahir dan batin!(only to certain people)

next...

MY BAND IS SELECTED FOR A GIG. PLEASE PLEAASE PLEASESEESE buy our tix! =)
we are super new, we don't have a fan base. please be there for our first gig?
more details soon.

till then, much love.

Muhammad Fauzi <3

2009-08-09T22:18:00.001+08:00

one more week to a new blog

2009-08-05T15:01:00.001+08:00

readers, will be blogging here
my other blogs are super hard to manage..

WILL SET A NEW FAU-ZI.BLOGSPOT IN 2 WEEKS! WHEN I START HOLIDAYS!

WOHOOO

2009-07-26T23:35:00.002+08:00

ive changed my blog link.

a new style of blogging.
a new style of posting.
hope to get the same amount of viewers

2009-07-18T23:51:00.002+08:00

no internet for the time being. blogging only when free in school =)

this picture is dedicated to all those who just say what their friends say or what they heard and never do any research to prove it.
anyway..read what i've circled.

2009-07-12T13:29:00.004+08:00

Failure is not falling down but refusing to get up

its funny when you see a different side of me,and immediately judge me.
its funny that just because i kept quiet instead of being my old goofy self, you think i have a problem.
its funny that when im in no mood to forgive and forget, you forced me to do it.
its funny how perceptive you are when i don't feel like mixing with you for a while.
its funny how you like to control my life, whereas i don't get a say in yours.
its funny how everything i say is somehow an insult, whereas everything you say is funny.
its funny that my actions, has to be a response to yours.

please, all these while. i have been very caring and understanding enough, not to lose myself in anger.
thinking, if i showered all my negativity on you, it will affect our friendship.
thinking, it will never be the same again.

but just an hour of me being in the fit of rage,
i am in the wrong.
i am the bad guy
i am uncontrollable
i am mean
i am full of hate

seriously, is this fair? don't judge me,by what i did in a few seconds,minutes,hours.
judge me when you know me.
judge me when you've spent time with me.
judge me, when you are in my shoes.

so please, don't judge me just because i said "FUCK"
please, i don't even say that word to often.
i don't even say vulgarities.
i only use that when im in rage.

and please,
stop telling your friends my behavior is nonsense and im a poser
whose the nonsensical poser who brings stuffs to school just to show off.
its good if you know how to use it.

2009-07-11T00:25:00.001+08:00

GO FUCK YOURSELF

2009-07-10T08:49:00.003+08:00

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”
ALBERT EINSTEIN

GUESS WHO'S BACK?! BACK AGAIN! FAU-ZI'S BACK! TELL A FRIEND!!
YO! YO! YO! YO!

miss me? sorry for the lack of updates, due to me being super busy with school and life =)
alot aLOT ALOT of stuffs to blog about!but by the time i'll publish this post, i will sure miss out 30-40 stuffs. so, chat with me at random on msn and facebook =)

alright, u guys might know that i don't really support local music or whatever relating to singapores' band with the wrong attitude. but but BUTocks..
i kinda like supporting local blogs =)
its really cool how they earn money just by flaming,insulting,shitting,typing bad about people.
i find it, THE LAZY-EST BUT EASY WAY TO EARN MONEYYYY!!!
and to know..that im the one somehow providing them the money.
but as cool as a star blogger might be..
THEY USUALLY ABUSED IT!
i know that being insulted and talked about is hurtful and demoralising..
its never nice or correct to publicly humiliate them, no matter how angry or sad you are.
but then, people like fuad will say.." like what fauzi said, my blog is my blog!".
well yeah..it is..
but you're abusing it. its wrong. i personally wouldn't go to the extend of putting pictures, and editting it and just flaming it to the world/country.
and another thing...
saying this..
"youre 28..yet you're still jobless. you're hairless. your wife provides for you..etc etc etc."
is super mean! haiya! even the most evil-est evil person i can think of, Mojojojo, will not do that!
and and and..
insulting the wife as an ugly cat or something like that..is super hillarious..yet again..mean!
ahhahaha!!

OKOKOK! ITS NOT MY PROBLEM! I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING!

personally, i think its ok to a certain level that you want to humiliate the person who made you angry/sad/horny..
and when i said 'certain level', it means..just talking bad about them.
blogging about their full name, their attitude,their blogs(if they have any).
but once you type their phone numbers, drag their parents,wifes/wives, their boy/girl friend and friends,insulting their 'poorness' and etc...its just....too over.

ok that done...
and now...i'll be needing 30 minutes more to remember what i wanted to blog..and im currently having my maths lesson right now.

******30 mins later******

yo! im back!
ok, another thing..
i think...waitwaitwait...I KNOW..i may just be one of the biggest hypocrites i know.
get it? hmmm..
i know im one of the hypocrites of the world.
i had always flamed people for saying..
"i am fat! i need to stop eating a grain of rice a day!!" when they are actually thin or super thin or average.
but now, i think i get it. I FINALLY GOT IT!
ok, to you guys, i may look skinny or average... AND SOME OF YOU THINKS IM FAT!
OMFG! YOU %^$##$^@^&$%!!!!!
*notice how my vulgars are made up of those signs? ^_^*
alright alright alright... i may seem skinny to others..but i feel..that im fat.
explanaition : muhammad fauzi has low self-esteem and not proud of his figure. he needs to be as skinny as the side of the paper to make himself look good.

get it now?

GOTCHA!
WHY IN THE BIG BLUE EARTH WOULD I THINK THAT I AM FAT! IT STUPID!
im just...out of shape!

hardy har har har....

ok, it seems this topic made your small brain all confused and mixed up.
what you guys need now is a good story =)

met up with my ex yesterday....MY EX CLASSMATES!
i was one of the last few to arrive,due to no want wanting to go with me.
there were..mysexypartnerincrime NAJA, mybestfriend SYAFIQA, athirah,ain,azah,amirah,ana,natasha and khaleeda.
being the only guy there, i bet that fellow will surely say..
"fauzi flirt sak! so many girls..the only guy..."
well...whatever. like what syafiqa says,"dare to gossip, afraid to ask the truth"
ok, while they were doing their stuffs, me and syafiqa went to the coffee shop.
on the way to the shop,
me "winner red eh?"
sya "winston red la!"
so..reached the shop..and i said..
me "auntie, winner red.."
*checks for money given in pocket frantically...*
me "auntie..i lost my money ar!"
*wents back to sya*
me "eh, kau ade kasi duit kat aku tak?"
sya " dah pe!"
*sya sounding screwed up*
*zi checking pocket all over..and founds the money at the back pocket*
*goes back to the shop*
me "auntie, winner red.."
*pays..walk off to sya*
sya " WOI! WINSTON LA! NOT WINNER!!"
*walks back to change..*

it was really a stupid kanchiong funny moment. first, chose the wrong box. next, lost the money.then, got the money. finally..bought the wrong box.
and oh yea..the way the day ended..
i lost my WHOLE BOX!
how sad.

alright, so religious class later on. looking forward to it!
and oh ya..speaking of this..
last week, i got this somehow funny yet a little bit insulting comment from my old childhood friend which is a teenager now. sounds funny eh...

boy " are u going religious class later on?"
me "yeah, maybe.."
boy "well..don't! you're from RP"

if you guys wondered..why it was funny yet a little bit insulting, its because..RP is infected with the H1N1 virus.

okok, im off now. maybe i'll update tomorrow. maybe going out with NAJA!
haha!

chow babeeh!!

2009-07-02T23:07:00.003+08:00

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

First day of school after 4 weeks of holiday, AND I WOKE UP SUPER LATE!
class starts at 8.30am sharp...i woke up, 9.30am.
so bathed, get ready, off to school..thinking that..taking lrt+mrt is a faster route.
but in the end.. its like..30 mins to reach from Jelapang to Woodlands.
bus is faster. but arghh!!!

went in class late, but faci didn't notice me.
and seeing the class... WAH! SO HARDWORKING!
my hardworking attitude must have been rubbed on them!! ^^

and oh yea, my classmates uh..like to judge me..
here's some of their impression of me.

-pedophile
-pervert
-gay
-horny
-busker
there's more..but i can't remember. or..i DONT WANT TO REMEMBER =)

hahah.. how can such a decent & cute & innocent boy with adorably innocent face, be such stuffs like the mentioned above?
^^
hahaha!!
and it seems that..im the shortest BOY in my class.
haha.
but then again..when i last checked my height, it was 1.71m.
HOW TALL ARE MY CLASSMATES(BOYS)?!
omg! giants sak!
overall, a wonderful 'first' day.

*4 more days till i see your beautiful face once again*

2009-06-30T15:43:00.002+08:00

if one day, when there will no more children, i will jump off the balcony,its over.- MJ

i was watching Living with Michael Jackson on youtube.
where a reporter interviewed him for 8 months.
and it was really a sad interview.
the reporter manipulated everyword MJ was saying.
and obviously, he edited the interview to make MJ look very bad.
all these while, i've always believed that MJ was really a pedophile and a wacko
but watching this interview, he was just misunderstood. his voice was somehow..'sincere'.
of course i still believe that he had surgery on his whole face & skin no matter what he said,
but then again, he's still human.
and no...im not a 'fan wannabe'
i watched the video due to the boredom of not schooling and it was a featured video on youtube.
but seriously, this reporter, should really rot in hell. how can someone be so evil.

2009-06-29T23:39:00.013+08:00

FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT HAVE FACEBOOK ACC
&
FOR THOSE WHO WANTS TO SEE MY UN-EDITED PICTURES =)

i was tagged this by sufi

Before you start, tag 15 people. Now start.
I have... (point for each one)
1. smoked.

2. consumed alcohol.

3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.

4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.

5. kissed someone of the same sex.

6. had sex.

7. had someone in your room other than family.

8. watched porn.

9. bought porn.

10. tried drugs.
MY TOTAL: 5
1. taken painkillers.

2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.

3. lied to your parents.

4. lied to a friend.

5. snuck out of the house

.6. done something illegal.

7. felt hurt.

8. hurt someone.

9. wished someone to die.

10. seen someone die.
MY TOTAL: 8
1. missed curfew.

2. stayed out all night.

3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.

4. been to a therapist.

5. received a ticket.

6. been to rehab

7. dyed your hair.

8. been in an accident.

9. been to a club.

10. been to a bar
MY TOTAL: 3
1. been to a wild party.

2. been to a Mardi Gras parade.

3. drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.

4. had a spring break in Florida.

5. sniffed anything

6. wore black nail polish

7. wore arm bands.

8. wore t-shirts with band names.

9. listened to rap.

10. owned a 50 Cent CD.
MY TOTAL: 2
1. dressed gothic

2. dressed girly.

3. dressed punk.

4. dressed grunge.

5. stole something.

6. been too drunk to remember anything.

7. blacked out.

8. fainted.

9. had a crush on a neighbour.
MY TOTAL: 3
1. had a crush on a friend.

2. been to a concert.

3. dry-humped someone.

4. been called a slut.

5. called someone a slut.

6. installed speakers in your car.

7. broken a mirror.

8. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house

9. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
MY TOTAL: 4
1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.

2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.

3. cruised the mall.

4. skipped school.

5. had surgery.

6. had an injury.

7. gone to court.

8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.

9. caught something on fire.

10. lied about your age.
MY TOTAL: 2
1. owned/rented an apartment/house.

2. broke the law in the police's presence.

3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf

4. got in trouble with the police.

5. talked to a stranger.

6. hugged a stranger.

7. kissed a stranger.

8. rode in the car with a stranger.

9. been harassed.

10.been verbally harassed.
MY TOTAL: 2
1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.

2. stayed online for 5+ hours straight.

3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.

4. watched TV for 5 hours straight.

5. been to a fair.

6. been called a bad influence.

7. drink and drive.

8. prank-called someone.

9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.

10. cheated on a test.
MY TOTAL: 8

Grand Total: 37
If You Have Less Than 10.. write [im a Goody Goody]

If You Have More Than 10.. write [im still a goody goody]

If You Have moAVWRre Than 20..write [im average]

If You Have More Than 30..write [im a bad kid]

If You have more than 40..write [im a very bad influence]

If You Have more than 50..write [im a horrible person]

If You Have more than 60..write [i should be in jail]

If You Have more than 70..Write [i should be dead]

im a very bad influence

2009-06-29T21:02:00.003+08:00

love is a word which has no real explanation.

and a picture tells a thousand words.

2009-06-28T23:45:00.004+08:00

Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tounge?

Ouhk. People,relax, im not 'an anti-MJ mourning wannabe fans group'. im just stating what i feel like.

like how fuad said, "like what fauzi said, my blog is my blog"... my blog is my blog! my post is my post!

alrighty then.. first and foremost..

happy birthday Nur Farhana Bte Mahmood.

i hope thats your name. if its not. then .... happy birthday ANA

i know that you think i had forgotten your birthday.

but NOOOOO... i did not. i had tattooed my back the date, 29.06.09,red bull friend birthday.

so, happy 17th birthday! you should start acting this age! no more lame+not funny+un-unlame jokes from you alright?

have a blast on your day,not literally, and just enjoy your day =)

*note for ana, i wanted to wish you at 12am. but you did not reply my msn. i wanted to surprise you here*

okie dokie, that done, and now...for today.

spend some time with Shaid's ex-schoolmate and ex-classmate.

its non other than...

NUR ATHIRAH NORRIS!

nothing much happened, had dinner at LJS at lot one. SUPER ROMANTIC!

walked from cck to bukit panjang. SUPER HIGH CLASS!

and cam gigolo-ed + camwhored.

its fun that its just the both of us. we usually meet only once a week for a short period of time.

so,today.. was really something special =)

2009-06-26T17:09:00.002+08:00

Sometimes i think I’m smart..but most of the time i don’t think.

its funny how stupid you guys look.
if Michael Jackson did not passed away today, you guys wouldn't put
"im going to miss you."
"you were the best!"
"i am your number one fan..."

etc etc etc...

face it. humans only cherish those who had passed away.
so.. lesson to be learnt.

AVENGED SEVENFOLD IS THE BEST
SYNYSTER GATES IS THE BEST
THE REV IS MY IDOL
IM MEGAN'S FOX HUSBAND.

i booked this 4 quotes.
so, if they die..
u can't say that "only because they died..fauzi wrote such quotes."

I BOOKED THEM FIRST!

inallilah MJ

2009-06-26T00:02:00.003+08:00

i saw the longest shit today - Razzy

TO ALL TRANSFORMERS FANS!
THOSE WHO WANTS TO WATCH THE MOVIE..

OPTIMUS PRIME DIED AND THEN CAME ALIVE.
THE FALLEN DIED.
MEGATRON CAME BACK ALIVE.
MIKELA HAS A NICE ASS.

OVERALL...I GIVE..3/5 STARS.

ok so, transformers was really disappointing, no climax. and too little of the original transformers.
lack of ironhide, rachet, optimus prime and bumble bee. more to the new autobots and new decepticons.

and megan fox has a nice ass. i wont mind eating from there.

ok, here's a tag from syafiqa.

Rules:
Once you've been tagged, Fill this out IN YOUR OWN WORDS and repost as, "My Autobiography" ...
And use your own answers, not anyone else's.

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1. Where did you take your profile pic?
>Home!

2. What exactly are you wearing right now?
>Lois Vuitton boxers with Prada cuffs

3. What is your current problem?
>Can't go to school to study

4. What makes you happy most?
> Money and the thought of being richer than Bill Gates

5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
> Whatever you like(screamo version) *blog song*

6. Any celeb you would marry?
> Megan fox, selena gomez, vanessa anne hudgens, eva longoria, fiona xie,ashley tisdale.

7. Name some one/persons with the same birthday as you:
>hold on..let me google..1946 John Woo (film director)

8. Ever sang in front of a large audience?
> Yes. only during camp. it wasn't much of a singing, but more to mumbling.

9. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
> yeap. some gay porn star.

10. Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?
> spongebob, speed racer, ben 10, prison break, desperate housewives.

11. Do you speak any other languages than English?
> nope.

12. Has anyone you've been really close passed away?
> my imaginary friend. he died a second after i read this question.

13. Do you ever watch MTV?
> yeap.

14. What's something that really annoys you?~
> people who makes up excuses to save themselves.
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Chapter 1
1. Middle name:
> Fauzi
2. Nickname(s):
> zi, pau, poji, gay, pervert, tikope, busker..too many to remember
3. Current location:
> living room
4. Eye color:
> Brown under the light dark brown as per normal.
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Chapter 2
1. Do you get along with your parent(s):
> yeap!
2.Are your parents married/separated/divorced?:
> boyfriend girlfriend
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Chapter 3: Favorites
1. Ice Cream:
> so far, the Turkey ice cream, (ice cream from turkey)
2. Season:
> ice peach tea!
3. Shampoo/conditioner:
> asience
4. Favorite Thing:
> Money uh
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Chapter 4: Do You..
1. Dance in the shower?
> breakdance and tectonic
2. Do you write on your hand?
> used to
3. Call people back?
> sometimes
4. Believe in God?
> Yeap!
5. Any bad habits?
> getting back to being like how i was in lower sec
6. Any mental health issues:
> random at times? short term memory? whats the qn again?
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Chapter 5: Have You..
1. Sprained stuff:
> my penis
2. Had physical therapy?:
> Nope.
3. Gotten stitches?
> my shirt
4. taken painkillers:
> Yeap
5. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling:
> snorkeling in the swimming pool
6. Thrown up at the dentist:
> nope.
7. Sworn in front of your parents?
> Under my breath
8. Had detention?
> Yeah

Chapter 6: Who/What was the last
1. Movie(s):
> transformers 2
2. Three peoplee who texted you:
> amirah, athirah & my daddy waddy. BWAHAHAHAH! MY DAD JE! NO WADDY OR GADDY!.
3. Person you called:
> iranoyying (ira norris)
4. Person you hugged:
> Megan fox.
5. Person you tackled?
> Megan fox
6. Person you talked to on YM?
> Megan fox
7. Thing you touched?
> Megan fox
8. Thing you ate?
> Megan fox
9. Thing you drank:
> Megan fox
10. Thing you said:
> Megan fox
11. Person you kissed:
> Megan fox
13. Friend you saw:
>Shia lebouf

NOW TAG 20 PEOPLE! AND GET THEM TO DO THE SAME!

hmm....
Dwayne'The Rock' Johnson
Dave Batista
Obama
Bruno
Borat
The hulk
Peter Parker
Charlie from fighting spiders
Megan fox
Gabriella fox
Ms Chew
Cikgu Salha
Jimmy hendrix
Jimmy'The Rev' Sullivan
Fauzi rassull ^^
The macho rock climbing instructor from RP
Eva Mendes
Cikgu Yunos
Shia lebouf
and whoever whose name rhmyes with armpit hair

2009-06-24T22:39:00.002+08:00

i wasn't drumming. just making noise with style - fauzi ™

ok, early morning. woke up with a smile on my face.
SE-KOOOOOL BABEEEHHH!!!!
but as soon as i reached class...i saw everyone outside the class.
it seemed that RP still quarantined our class and didn't want us to go in.
so we waited outside the class...
PROTEST! PROTEST! PROTEST! WE WONT MOVE!!
while waiting outside the class, the other students near our classroom looked at us as though we HAVE the virus. WHAT STARE STARE!? I KNOW I SEXY!

ok so, after a while, we got in the class. and STUDIED!
studystudystudystudy...suddenly..

JENG JENG JENG!!

year one students will be quarantined till next week! wth!!
im soo not happy! and no, im not being sarcastic!

ok, after school. went to play guitar.
and razzy introduced me to a website.
www.omegle.com

I TELL YOU! THIS WEBSITE IS SUPER FUN!

summary of this website.
its a place where u chat with complete strangers.
so, obviously, i'll act as a horny blonde asian with Z size boobs and shaven vagina.
and OH MY GOODNESS!

BOYS ARE SUPER DUPER HORNY!

HAHAHAHA!!
we even tricked one of the hundreds we chat into giving his picture and email.
IT WAS FRIKIN' HILLARIOUS!!
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

me: hey sexy, im a horny blonde in japanese.
stranger: 0o0o...would you like to see the size of my *stuff*
and it goes on and on like that. the chatting lasts for an hour!
ahahhahaha!!

okok, transformers 2 in a few hours!
and i miss my lame ah ma.

this is dedicated to my ah ma with no fringe but still looks beautiful <3

ah ma you know i miss you
i just want to piss on you
but after that i want to kiss you
but i can't right now cos im home..

SO KISS ME THROUGH THE MSN! KISS ME THROUGH THE MSN! KISS ME THROUGH THE MSN!

2009-06-23T22:32:00.002+08:00

i wasn't rocking on the drums, i was just banging it with style! - fau-zi

ok so, i had my first japanese rock band jamming session today.

quote from razzy-"fauzi surely post at his blog that all of us are noobs. unlike him, so pro and awesome!"

well... since HE WANTS ME TO...!!

but but but but..im not that good. they're just amazed when they saw me play =)

ok so, i got two calls from RP.
"you are allowed to go back to RP to continue with school!"

"WOHOOOOOOOOO!!!! STUDAAY STUDAAAY STUDDDEEHHH!!!"

oh ya,transformers 2 coming up tomorrow. either i go with my class, or go with my secondary school friends.

2009-06-23T10:55:00.002+08:00

a short update about H1N1 quarantine.
my class has decided to just go back school to study tomorrow.
thats why i love this class. now all of us are dying to go back to school to study.
studying from home is just too dificult, especially when its problem based learning and no group work =)

believe it or not, i really love studying in RP.
great class + aircon + fun environment =)

2009-06-22T20:10:00.002+08:00

I once thought I was wrong, but i was mistaken.

ok so, some of you readers have already known that my class got quarantined due to one of my classmate being infected by h1n1.

but if you guys dont know yet..

my class got quarantined due to one of my classmate being infected by h1n1.

so, just for your info, i will not be coming to school for a week. HOLIDAY BITCH!
so, anyone of my friends who wants to head out or something, call me! or text me at 1900-imhavingholiday-05!!

vote for me!!! 05!! 05!!!

andandandandandand

im actually really sad by this happenings(not going school + classmate sick)..
i really wanted to study till my nose bleeds and my eyes pop out.

2009-06-18T15:30:00.004+08:00

Pick the best way to burn calories.

a)sports

b)jog

c)heavy petting

ok, here's another tagged thing.

from syafiqa

ABC About You Questions:

A - AVAILABLE: HELL YEAH I AM!

B - BIRTHDAY: 1st May

C - CRUSHING ON: Selena Gomez & Megan fox & the guy i see in the mirror

D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Plain water

E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: My pet dog, putih

F - FAVORITE SONG: no favourites

G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Gummy Bears

H - HOMETOWN: Bukit panjang,jelapang, Singapore

I - IN LOVE WITH: Nur Athirah Norris's shoes

J - JUGGLE: Juggle my boobs.

K - KILLED SOMEONE: yea, couple of times

L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: Malaysia

M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Chocolate!

N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 40 or 41..i forgot. the number keeps getting bigger

O - ONE WISH: I wish for infinite wishes

P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: Athirah

R - REASON TO SMILE: I heard a girl fart

S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: fallen leaves - billy talent

T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 6.30am

U - UNDERWEAR COLOR/PATTERN: pink,with flower petals and see through.

V - VEGETABLE(S): I eat all veggies

W - WORST HABIT: I am TOOO HARDWORKING!

X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: ...entah

Y – YOYOS ARE: words hip hop wannabes say

Z - ZODIAC SIGN: taurus

I JUST REALISED, THERES NO LETTER Q. ZZZ.

i believe that there's a conspiracy against me.
you know who you are.

*update tomorrow*

2009-06-16T10:20:00.005+08:00

HAPPY 100th POST FAU-ZI!!!!

Since its my hundreth post after like...2 freaking years...i'll do something nice =)

ok, currently, im in school studying my ass of. and my ass is tired from studying.

see my HAPPY EXCITED ENERGETIC face for my hundreth post!

and who wears long sleeve smart + jeans + CATerpillar shoes + hat to school?!?!

ME! =)

i am sooo UN-METROSEXUAL.

ok, being very un-metrosexual and being very MUSTY, i regard myself as a normal teen =)

and oh yea, check out my convo with ANA.

» Þ ª ù « ™ says:
ouh
was just about to invite u go watch a movie later on

[b][c=6]ANA °[/c][/b] says:
hahaha..

» Þ ª ù « ™ says:
weak uhs

[b][c=6]ANA °[/c][/b] says:
hahahahaahhahahaha

» Þ ª ù « ™ says:
whats with the laughter?

[b][c=6]ANA °[/c][/b] says:
stop it ngn kau nyer language ehk mat....da mat buat hal mat je uh...jgn nk step slang2 pat sini uh mat
mat mat mat mat

» Þ ª ù « ™ says:
ehs...lu jangan nak step manenye bobual lar ehs...gua siket pun tak goyang uhs..meh! turon ar! lu mane berani!

[b][c=6]ANA °[/c][/b] says:
lu bboal koneks uh mat...jangan bikin gua nyer darah up la ehk

» Þ ª ù « ™ says:
gua bobual koneks asl gua ade..lu ape ade...sehelai daging je!

[b][c=6]ANA °[/c][/b] says:
sehelai??
kental pe lu...

» Þ ª ù « ™ says:
DUDE
HOW WOULD I KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE A FLAPPY CLITORIS

[b][c=6]ANA °[/c][/b] says:
eh...okok...

» Þ ª ù « ™ says:
IM AN ENGLISH GUY
i speak english
not mats

[b][c=6]ANA °[/c][/b] says:
breaks over ...
later
» Þ ª ù « ™ says:
HAHAHHA
k

first of all, calling me a MAT (a malay boy) is acceptable. but as AN ENGLISH-SPOKEN GUY LIKE I AM..it means she just called me a mat (piece of carpet).

i wonder how mats n minahs talk... do they try really hard to talk like how they talk, or it just comes naturally? OR OR OR... they are well mannered and soft spoken with clear and proper words without any shortforms?

MUST BE THE LATER!

AND AND ANDDDD... it seems that those mat & minah reps have their own nicknames. aren't nicknames suppose to be given from your friends?

and to the mats and minahs reading this, im sorry if i offend your precious feelings. i really am. and if your name/nick name appears here, it is PURELY COINCIDENTAL!

and i don't know if its me or what..but i know its not me..so it has to be what..

all their names seemed to be the same.

please add the word 'boi' before the examples given.

EXAMPLE: starsky,starchy,star,spade,ace,diamond,fierce,sachok, etc etc etc.

please add the word 'baby' before the examples given.

EXAMPLE: jepon,kuching,setan,pendek,star,etc etc.

therefore, i would like myself to have a MAT REP NAME! and i bet it wont be the same as everyone else.

so, ON THIS DATE, 16/6/09, MUHAMMAD FAUZI WILL NOW BE CALLED...

BOI JEPON PENDEK STARSKY SPADE ACHIK ACE FIERCE BABY SETAN DIAMOND KUCHING HELLO KITTY.

yes! from now onwards, thats what you guys shall call me ok?

and if anyone has the same nick with me, please tell me ok? i would like to beat up that person with my textbook and purse.

soo, thats it for my hundreth post =)

i hope my sacrificial from studying to blog about this, will make you smile =)

BYE BYE =)

2009-06-15T23:10:00.002+08:00

hi, im fauzi. and i like sex.

ok sorry, school is NOT A PLACE FOR BLOGGING. BUT..STUDYING =)
i have matured into a beautiful butterfly!!

*flaps butter wings*

and and and...since when butterflies are mature?
ok, ive been tagged by syafiqa at facebook, but but but...i don't do facebook stuffs on facebook =)

RULE 1You can only say Guilty or Innocent.
RULE 2You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your notes , delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 20 of your friends to answer this.
--

Asked someone to marry you.guilty

Kissed one of your Facebook friends?guilty

Danced on a table in a bar?innocent

Ever told a lie?guilty.

Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back?guilty.

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?innocent.

Kissed a picture?innocent

Slept in until 5 PM?innocent.

Fallen asleep at work/school?Guilty.

Held a snake?Guilty.

Been suspended from school?innocent.

Worked at a fast food restaurant?Innocent.

Stolen from a store?Innocent.

Been fired from a job?guilty. DAMN YOU PRAKASH!!! WITH YOUR UN-STYLO HAIR!

Done something you regret?Guilty.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?guilty.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?innocent

Kissed in the rain?innocent

Sat on a roof top?Innocent.

Kissed someone you shouldn't?Innocent.

Sang in the shower?Guilty.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?Innocent.

Shaved your head?guilty

Slept naked?Innocent.

Had a boxing membership?Innocent.

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?Guilty. IM SORRY BOYFRIEND!

Shot a gun?Innocent.

Donated Blood?Innocent.

Eaten alligator meat?Innocent.

Eaten cheesecake?Guilty.

Still love someone you shouldn't?Innocent.

Have/had a tattoo?GUILTY

Liked someone, but will never tell who?Innocent.

Been too honest?Guilty.

Ruined a surprise?Guilty.

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterwards?Guilty.

Erased someone in your friends list?Guilty.

Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you're a guy) or man's clothes (if you're a girl)?GUILTY BABEEEHHH!!!!

Joined a pageant?WTF

Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?WTF.

Had communication with your ex?guilty.

DATING Someone?Innocent.

Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?GUILTY

A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/tricycle fare?WTF.

Get totally angry that you cried so hard?G-U-I-L.....cancel that...G-A-Y!!!

i dont wish to follow the rules. im a bad bad baaaadd boy!!

WHO WANTS TO DO THIS IRRITATING THING. JUST DO IT

2009-06-14T15:44:00.002+08:00

“The following statement is true: The previous statement is false.”

HOW COOOOOL IS THE QUOTE ABOVE? COOLER THAN ICE CUBES IN THE FREEZER IN THE NORTH POLE!

hmm...

here's an interesting post.

on the 12/6/2009, muhammad fauzi got all....crazy.
he had his first shisha session with the flavours of grape and mixed fruit.
he had his first DIY ciggarate(paper cigg).
and...
he had his first puff after 2 years.

and people, don't worry. its a one time thing. i don't even smoke =)

and of course, muhammad fauzi got laughed at due to his complains/whinings/teared eyes/headache.

my first shisha puff, coughed the minute i sucked it in. and complained that my throat hurts.
my first DIY cigg, i coughed and my eyes were tearing up.
my first puff in 2 years, i said..."nothing pun..." and they said..."you're puffing it all wrong!"

WOW! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A NON-SMOKER?

and so, went home with a bad headache and blurred vision. couldn't sleep very well.
and next day when i woke up, i was all dizzy and my headache worsened.

WHAT A WILD WILD NIGHT!

ok so, with the headache and the dizzy head...went to sentosa with the guys.. just to play beach soccer.

AMAZING RIGHT?! ahhhahah

as soon as it was night, the gays had a gay moment in the sea. doing 'wrestling stunts'.
and oh boy!! it was more of like...sex positions gone wrong!
and ofcourse...bathing time...

irfan + alfian + foam of soaps = gay + cum + sexy time.

and it took them about 45 minutes to shower.

there's more i want to blog about, but hey...

tomorrow is a school day. means... A BETTER BLOG POST!!

adios muchachass!!

2009-06-11T13:33:00.002+08:00

masturbation is the first step to self improvement- aisha

let me make a quick post before i head to london to teach the blind to read storybooks and paint.
first point, the previous post wasn't meant to attack anyone. it was just a statement.

ok.. the second point.
ever come across a blog where the bloggers state how much they would give their lives for their friends, helping out their friends in times of need, praying to god to help their friends, etc etc...?
BUT....
when it comes to family....there's...nothing...

i came across this blog. yes, it is a blog. please ask me for the link if you want.
ok, im going to copy-paste her post. lets hope no one will make a big fuss out of it.
AND OH OH OH!! IF YOU WANT TO TELL HER, PLEASE DO.

4) What is the name of the person you are in love with ?
` Muhd _______
6) Have you ever hugged someone before ?` Yes . My first hug . It was perfection . ily .
7) Do you love your parents ?` ...
8) Will you hug the one you are in love with ?` I would love to [:
9) Are you willing to do anything for your boyfriend/girlfriend ?` Even If have to give up my life for him .

get what i mean?
the blogger would even give up her life for her friends or him...but when it comes to the question, "do you love your parents?" she won't even answer it.
i don't know what to say. this is very sad. parents are the two people(some three or one), who don't mind spending all their hard-earned money for you. they work hard, enduring long work hours and sacrificing their effort,blood and sweat just to make you who you are today. some even have both parents working to support the family, so that their children can have the stuffs they want to look good, to impress their friends, to go catch a movie and etc etc.
i admit, i was once a person, who didn't appreciate what my parents had sacrificed for me. i only thought about myself...till one day. when i saw with my own eyes, what my parents did for the money. and ever sinced then, i've changed my ways.

mums - they sacrificed their beauty and their easy life to give birth and to manage the family when the dads are away. always loving and caring for their 'babies' even though how much they've(the kids) hurt them. protecting their kids at the slightest sight of trouble.

dads - they sacrificed their 'hanging out with friends' to go work to put food on the table. giving out pocket money to their children knowing that they'll have to fast for at least a day or two. a man who has pictures of his family where his money and cards used to be.

really, whats going on with the people these days.

ok, enough of that... THAT IS SOOO NOT FAUZI TO POST SUCH THINGS!!

ok, third point.

whats up with the music scene?
ok, so, i've put my personal message as "omg, local bands suck"
look, i have nothing against local music or local bands...but..have you guys seen them or heard their music before?
some are amazingly wonderful ( lady marmalade-the sallys and DKNY-west grand boulevard)
while some are just.... full of crap.
let me point this out.

just because you ...
-play an instrument
-have a band
-look good
-have an attitude like a poser
-done a recording
-have many friends to be your groupies
-went to gigs or even performed at one

doesnt mean you are contributing to the music scene.
most of the local bands are dependant only by their hairstyles and their groupies.
most of them can't really sing. and most of them are just between 16-25.

just look at live & loaded. the supporters are all malay fanatics. and they're the same bunch of people at every episode. and just go to esplanade (the open field), some local bands are AMAZING! some are...dependant(refer to the above).

so, bottomline...

just because you want to be famous, live the rockstar dream, get drunk and have sex like the real rockstars do...don't join the local music scene.
you should have the passion, the love...and obviously...the talent.
DO NOT HAVE THE MINDSET TO BE IN A BAND TO ATTRACT THE OPPOSITE SEX!

2009-06-10T13:15:00.002+08:00

Hi everyone, my name is Fauzi,and im addicted to masturbating

lets see if anyone copies my quote above =)
(okok...don't mind it, i just want to make ana terase)
hahahahah!!!

since she used my quote, im going to use hers. which somehow, im not too happy about.

Guys are like toilet bowls. Some are available, some are not. And some are justfull of crap.
andandand...this is nothing to do about ana. just a discussion =)

ok so, this is the good part.
have u guys ever came across this line before..
"all guys are jerks.. please show me a guy who is different than all the others..why can't guys be more mature..etc etc etc.."

i bet u have right? i bet u are one of them right? i bet my gay friends also wrote that before right?

ok, so what im trying to say is.

isn't that called 'SEXIST'?
oh please 'ladies', why are guys always in the wrong in your relationships? why are guys jerks and you're miss perfect?
isn't every guy diferent?

ok so, what im trying to say is. why is it always the guys who are in the wrong?

HAR? HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR????

i bet many people will terase. ^^

ok yea, its been like 9 months since i've played on the guitar.
and it was the first time in a while since i played the guitar yesterday, and i tell u..

I WANT TO CRY! and eat.

i've totally lost it. the fingering(not sex). the licking(not sex). the plucking of E,A,D,G,B,e strings(not sex related). i feel so sad.
first, i've lost the touch to play the drums. and now... guitar?

soo soo sad.

anyway, im gonna make a new "how well u know fauzi."

AND AND AND. IT WONT BE PERSONAL

2009-06-08T13:40:00.001+08:00

if you had a broken heart, you'd be dead.

just a short and random post.
please scroll down for the previous post.
and...

bill kaulitz is like...pretty.

pretty GAY

2009-06-06T12:40:00.005+08:00

ok, i wont blog much on this blog. i will blog on my other private blog.

so....

if you guys don't get an invitation for the other PRIVATE BLOG.

you're just not worthit. good day =)

its not cheating unless you get caught.

hahaha! foooled ya people!!

why the hell would i have a private blog? and why the hell should blogs be private?

shouldn't like...blogs be an online diary for everyone to read?

it it were to be private, just write it in your diary/journal/textbook.

okok..so.. going to the clinic in a while. i think i may be PREGNANT!

i have sudden cravings. and my attitude is.... WOHOOOHOO!!!

i think its all because i ate some prawn sperm. and now..im going to be pregnant.

OH YEAH...

speaking of prawn sperm,

ever wondered where aborted babies are usually end up in?

ok, so...when you're going to have a baby after a night of unprotected sex, please dont be be sad to abort and kill your own baby.

you're actually doing a favour to china people!!

your unprotected sex and unplanned baby is going to increase the stamina of china people and their sexual level!

think of it as a win-win situation!

wohooo!!!!

ok..i have nothing else to blog about.

my holidays are boring.

anyone wants to play pool?

bye bye!!

2009-06-03T14:47:00.002+08:00

The future depends on what we do in the present.

the school break is here. school break or no school break, it's still the same.
what i do in school - msn,blog,bloghop,eat
what i do at home - msn,blog,bloghop,eat

ok urm...this person just made me realise, that i don't really blog about my life. whereas..i blog only about stuffs.
ok so, for the first time in fau-zi's history, let's blog something about my life.

the name's Muhammad Fauzi. people call me fauzi or zi or poji or pau.
i was born on the 1st of may 1992. my name was inspired by a certain Ustaz (a muslim priest).
i am attached to my girlfriend. which is..a duh. we've been together for 21 years straight.
i enjoy music. my favourite genre is country music, techno&trance and hip hop. its soo obvious.
my shoe size is a size bigger than my foot size.
i like caramel frappuchino at Coffee bean. i dont' really like Starbucks cos there's no HALAL cert.
i despise wannabes and whatever people. i think couples who take photos of themselves kissing together is...stupid. i hate people who seek me for advice and yet, continue to do what they want. i enjoy comedy and action packed movies.my top 2 movies is borat and transformers. i think gangsters are just posers who lack self confidence. people who wear caps that are smaller than their head(sky cap/mojojojo/dickhead), are stupid. people who follow trends, are stupid.
i started playing the guitar end of sec 2. till now, i still do not know the basic chords. i love apple pie and fries from mc donalds. i like looking at stupid stuffs. i think the casts from red thread need acting lessons. i find charlie from fighting spiders cute. i hate camp foods. im straight. i despise people who use my words and copy my style. i hate those stupid and unique haircuts from the toni guy. i think its stupid for people to take photos of them holding/drinking/posing with a bottle/can of beer. i think its stupid that people will not accept the fact what they are (won't accept that they are a minah). well hello dumbass...you're a malay girl. you're automatic a minah. there's a difference between minah and minah rep. and i hate stereotypes. just because they shave their eyebrows, that makes them a minah rep/mat rep? what about the old aunties who shave their eyebrows then? and just cause u smoke,it means you're a bad person? well... some of your parents must be evil! i hate guys who wear super tight clothes with long hair. it makes them feminine. i hate people who keep saying "gay,gay" to everything they're not happy about. it just shows u lack vocabulary. i think bloggers who said they don't care about spammers, are liars. first off all, if you don't care abot them, why do you deleate their taggs? and why do you dedicate a post to them? i hate posers. i think it is stupid that people are offended by what other's put at their blog. i don't think its necessary for the blog-owner's friends to 'defend' the blog-owner. is it really necessary? to me, spammers are just like simon-cowell. they are honest make you think about your flaws.

hmm...i need more time to think about what im going to say.
till then..bye bye.

*and if anyone feels as if im talking about them here, read again..the highlighted part

2009-05-31T12:33:00.003+08:00

The best proof of love is trust.

momentum was great. especially the hip hop group from ngee ann and the indian dance. republic's hip hop group was...average.

oh shit,i just wanted to post a long post, but as soon as i surf youtube, everything is gone.

ok urm..
the quiz...
highest score..7 =)

HAHAHA!!!

many claim that it was too personal. okok..to be fair..i'm gonna do another one.

oh yeah, getting a new phone later on. i hope.
i don't really care what kind of phone im getting. just need a phone to text and call.

i've lost my ideas for a good post. bye bye =)

and yes, its been a while since i've posted something, but im glad to see the stats rising.

2009-05-28T14:39:00.002+08:00

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one

from facebook, HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW *INSERTNAMEHERE*.

well...i want to make one too!! not in facebook, cos i don't really use that.
so, use notes/powerpoint/excel/words and do it! DO IT LAAA!!
i'll start from easy to the hardest. ok?
if u get all of it correct, u can shave my hair!!

*anywhere u want to*

sounds nice?

here it goes..

1) how many ex do i have?
-1
-2
-3
-4

2) what instrument do i play, and when did i start to play it?

- guitar,eversince reaching sec 3

- drums, mid year of sec 4

- drums and guitar and bass and piano, early sec 3

- guitar and drums, guitar end of sec 2 and drums mid of sec 4?

3) what is my favourite drink?
- oreo chocolate ice blended with jelly
-vanilla coke
- sprite+mango juice
- mango juice

4) when i was in sec 1, what type of a person i was?
- handsome, adorable, loving, gorgeous, wonderful...and the list goes on and on..
- evil, bad, naughty, asshole
- funny, cute and kind
- tall and fit

5) how long is my shortest relationship?
- 4 hours
-24hours
-6days
-4 days

ok....here's the hard part =)

6) what is my biggest regret?
- hurting my first ex
- didn't study for psle
- didn't study for o'level
- accidentally fried my pet chick

7) when did i start smoking? and how long did it last?
- since primary school, still smoking
- since primary school, ended sec 2
- early sec 2, ended after 3 sticks
- never smoked before

8) i always bring a big black bag to wherever i go, what does it contain, and what brand is it?
- just perfume and extra clothes, no brand
- school stuffs,perfume and extra clothes, adidas
- school stuffs, wild channel
- laptop, perfume, wild channel

9) what do i despise most?
- fake wannabes
- posers
- people who talk shit about me
- the barber; i paid $8 for a fcked up haircut

AND FINALLLYYYYY....

10) when i was in secondary 2, i was asked to do CWO(correctional work order). why?
- i beat up a guy
- i played soccer in class, and broke the window
- i threw a metal plate on the floor continuosly
- i locked up my friend in the cupboard, and pushed the cupboard to the floor

just copy and paste this on microsoft,and highlight the ans.
if u get 10/10, shave any hair on my body
8/10 and 9/10..i treat you to dinner/lunch/breakfast/supper
5/10 to 7/10.... i smile to you
0/10 to 4/10... u owe me $5

2009-05-26T10:22:00.001+08:00

sufi asked me to post this on my blog.

please click on the link and you might win a new laptop.

http://makemoniesonline.com

please, click it on your own risk

disclaimer, fauzi does not and will not hold responsible for you clicking that link. sufi is.
so, go spam his blog.

http://1thing2do3words4u.blogspot.com

2009-05-23T22:09:00.004+08:00

When I was born I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half.

2009-05-22T10:25:00.001+08:00

YE LA YE LA!! EVERYTHING MY FAULT!!

2009-05-20T18:24:00.009+08:00

CAM GIGOLO. HAHAHHA!!
IT WAS A ONE TIME THING!!

and finally..i got my degree in cam gigolo (see below)

2009-05-20T09:57:00.002+08:00

Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends.

Nice quote aye?
ok so, went to watch the uninvited yesterday.
well...the show was...nothing related to people being invited or uninvited to what.
not even a ghost story.
the movie is total crap. i'll rate it 1/3000000 stars.
SO..DO CATCH THIS MOVIE GUYS! WORTH YOUR MONEY!

and after the movie, hangout and played at the playground.
ok so, after that..i had a camwhore session from the masters of camwhoring from HARVARD.
these masters graduated from a camwhore university and are qualified to teach me.
and the best part is..its free!! no fees for the crash course!
thanks to the crash course...
this is what you are gonna get.

A CAMGIGOLO!!

and oh oh oh!!! yellow is soooooo not my coloour!!

and yes...i do realize, that 9/10 of the pictures are candid.
CAN'T BLAME ME FOR ITS MY FIRST TIME!!

BETOOOLL!!!!

ok so, now is currently my first break. and later on...MY UNDERSTANDING TEST!
mampos!

i haven't even studied!
'thanks' to my friends..ANA,JABIR AND SYUKRI, who didn't even want to invite me to their study group and then lied to me saying that they're gonna go home.

here's how the convo went..

fauzi: eh, later u guys go studying eh?
them: no ar..we're going home after this.
fauzi: eh, go home with me ar...
them: go home yourself la you asshole! you can suck my elbow!!
fauzi: ah..ok ar..bye*tears at eyes and with a shaky voice*
them: muahahaha!! fauzi the asshole is gone! now we can leave him and kick him from our group! we don't need that fauzi!!

ok so, 2 hours later, i called jabir, thinking that he had forgotten about what happened earlier on..

fauzi: assalamualaikum...
jabir: what the EFF you want?!?! gi mampos lar budak takde kawan!! we're at school studying! yes!! we lied to you!! cos we are liarss!!!
fauzi: ouh..sorry..bye..*already crying like a baby*

and oh...

THIS IS A VERY VERY VERRRYYY TRUE STORY!!!

ok, i may have exagerrated just a tiny weeeny yeeene peeeene zeeeeenee bit..
the part i exagerrated was the part where i cried.
so..thats the whole truthful story, except for the part that i cried.

2009-05-18T20:22:00.003+08:00

Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.

Ok so, i had my audition today. and it was the most embarrassing thing ever!!
omg..i feel soo stupid. maybe, im not cut out to be a drummer.

ok, sad stuff over..happy stuff now..

made 3 new friends today =)

emma,syahir and nadzierah...or what you guys name are..
SORRY TAU SALAH NAMER.
and the girls seem to like, know me...even know my blog..
and syahir played the drums like a pro!
wow.. how cool is that!?

okok, so, movie tomorrow!! pokai ar gini!

oh ya, i just remembered this recent incident.
some crazy girl who shall not be named, started to text me out of random after 4 years of not even talking to each other.

11pm,girl : hey zi, what are u doing?talk to me eh, im sad.
1am,girl : wahlao..u stupid asshole, why you didn't reply me? stupid..make me more sad.
7am, fauzi : what? i was asleep. why are u so random to text me?
7.05am, girl : why are you so angry? i didn't know mah.. why?is it wrong to text u? u should me glad i remembered you! ungrateful!
7.10am, fauzi : im busy right now. text me later.
5pm, girl : eh, u free already? i feel very sad.
5.10pm, fauzi : ar..what you want? why so random seh..
5.11pm,girl : cannot mah?
8pm, girl: why u never reply me?
9pm, fauzi: nthg
9.10pm, girl: do u wana catch a movie tomorrow>
10pm, fauzi : with who? what movie?
10.01pm, girl : just me la..wath 17 again..
11pm, fauzi: no thanks!
11.05pm, girl: typical! just like your friend razzy!

ok so..first of all..this girl is super crazy. OF COURSE I WONT GO ON A MOVIE DATE WITH U! OMG! IM NOT THAT TYPE! AND YEAH..I DONT EVEN WANT TO TEXT U, AND U KEPT SCOLDING ME WHEN I DIDN'T REPLY. crazy ass female dog!

so..here's what happened the next day..
2pm, girl : what time do you finish school today?
4pm, fauzi : urm..around 5 or 6..( im already with syukri in the bus otw to cck)
4.10pm,girl : ouh, like this, i cannot meet u la. im at causeway now.

AGAIN...CANT U SEE I DONT EVEN WANT TO GO ANYWHERE OR EVEN BE NEAR YOU!

im just not that type. so don't bother asking me. im not like 'you-know-who'. i know how to treat and show a lady respect. i don't even cheat on them.

oh ya, this is my convo with syazwan earlier on..
s stands for syazwan and f stands for fauzi.

s: eh, how to become skinny ar?
f: idk, exercise la..look at me..last time im fatter than you.
s: where got! you were okok whaat..
f: *shows picture during pri sch*
s: HAHAHAHA!! SOOO FAAT!!
f: ya la!!! i told u!!
s: so, how u become skinny?
f: i woke up and found my fats lying beside me.

2009-05-15T09:11:00.005+08:00

if you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything

HAR HAR HAR HAR to the above.

atikah says.."atikah is cute....hahahaha"
FAUZI SAYS.."yess u are...haha..."
yea! i'm so bored...
the font in blue is by atikah.

for a person who says she's cute, why is she so shy to show her face?
HA!

anyway, having maths lesson right now.
as for school, much better now, finally adapting to the system.

ok so, i've just shown atikah the 2girls1cup video..and she's like..
"wahlao fauzi! show me porn website!..." a few seconds later..the real show begins!!
and she's like..

"FAUZI! CLOSE THE WINDOW! I WANT TO VOMIT!!"

har har har... i bet, this is not the case for Alfian, who has been watching that video for more than 6 times, continuously.
and he's reason? he wants to 'confirm' that the video is real and not some chick stuffing chocolate cake in her anus and then releasing it back.
yeaa right!!!

oh ya, was walking around lot 1 wednesday or whenever...and 'bumped' into syafiqa. actually..it wasn't a bump..cos i didn't saw her. she's too short and looks like a makcik. she called me and was like.."i was beside u and u didn't notice me! cos i am short!!!"
so yeah..

HAR HAR HAR SYAFIQAAAA!!!!

*my blog is my blog*

HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!

*MY BESTFRIEND IS MY BESTFRIEND*

2009-05-11T20:20:00.002+08:00

Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that.

Ok!! I HAVE JUST SEEN A VERY NICE PICTURE.
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
only sufi and shaid knows.

anyway, getting the hang of school and presentation. and i must admit, it has slightly improve my communication skills as well as presenting skills.

oh ya! previous post, i put, ''nobody reads my blog''...suddenly, my tagboard seems to be alive again! wohooo.
okok whatever...

ok so, im gonna update and post a proper post.

to my RP classmates/friends...i have not been telling you guys the truth.
i CAN play the guitar. i CAN play the drums.
but I AM NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. IM JUST A BEGINNER.
to my GIRLfriend..im not in cheerleading.
but I AM VERY GOOD AT IT. I CAN DO A SPLIT!
and to everyone...

help me choose the best drum beat song. i still do not know which song to play.

decode - paramore
misery business - paramore
big wiggly stly - the devil wears prada
face down - the red jumpsuit apparatus
not good enough for the truth in cliche - escape the fate.
almost easy - avenged sevenfold

OK OK.... THAT WAS A JOKE!

i can't even play the drums yet alone play those songs!!

i bet, i won't even get into my IG.

ok so, hmmmm...
i've just realised. people tend to hurt the ones they love rather than loving the ones they hate.
AND YES YOU NIPPLE MUNCHER!! I CREATED THAT QUOTE!

and oh, i watched this video, its called 2 girls 1 cup. i was shown the video by shaid. at first i thought it was a typical lesbian porn cos when i saw it, it was a scene where a girl was licking another girl's nipple.

and yeah, before i forget, i don't watch porn.

ok so, continue from the story,

and yeah, before i forget, this story is for alfian.

ok so, continue from the story, suddenly, the lesbians stopped sucking each other's breast cos they were not thirsty anymore. instead...they took a cup..AND SHITTED ON IT!
OMG! IT WAS SOOOO BIIG AND BLACK!!

and to think pretty girls shit cute and cuddly shits..=(

ok so, after they've quenched their thirst by drinking breast milk, they ate the shit cos they were soooo hungry. poor thing. awww...

ok so, i told this story to all my friends, and the only one interested was non other than ALFIAN.
he's like..."wahlao!! friend like this ar? never share!!"

and im like.. ala...poor thing la... i can shit for him to eat..but instead, i gave him a decent sex story website. but, this website does not contain porn or nudity or shits. it's just embarrasing sex stories for alfian..

http://tragicsex.com

don't believe..go surf it.

ok la...i guess this is it to my first ever horny-sex-related post.

and..happy 19 years anniversary my love. we've been together for almost 2 decades now.

im 17 =)

2009-05-09T23:21:00.002+08:00

Life begins at retirement.

a while since i've blogged.

ok so, been hearing the new 21st CENTURY BREAKDOWN ALBUM BY GREEN DAY.

and there's one word to describe it.

SUPER FANTASTICALLY AWESOME SEH!!

anyway, whats up with malaysian keeping quiet about the capture of Mas Selamat.

and..whats up with secondary schools,primary schools,jc n mi getting a holiday on Monday?

and..whats up with poly students having adult fare for bus and mrt?

haiya...

i've losta things to blog about. but i have no readers.

well...

21st CENTURY BREAKDOWN ALBUM, HERE I COME!!

2009-05-05T14:38:00.002+08:00

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

First of all, congratulations to the makcik who got into NAFA.
or..napha...or NASA?!?!

huh???

ok..

secondly, im one hour away from going back home to study and revise and mug.
wooo!!!

so, didn't even study for today. didn't even do anything for today!
honestly, programming+maths are the two of my weakest subject ever.

and yea...so..i spent the whole of 830am-330pm on the internet/facebook/games/bloghopping and finally youtubing.

and me and fahmie(my classmate), were watching this gay videos! hahahaha!!
well, it's his idea.

and fahmie, aku tau kau bace ni...GI STEAD JE LAAA!!

2009-05-04T23:12:00.001+08:00

CONGRATULATIONS TO ATHIRAH FOR FINALLY LANDING TO A SCHOOL!

DON'T FLIRT WITH THE BOYS!

thats my job

2009-05-02T22:50:00.005+08:00

I am the only boy. 2 gays. 2 girls.

AND FINALLY! THE GREATEST PRESENT!

2009-05-01T12:13:00.005+08:00

I don’t believe in plastic surgery, But in your case, Go ahead.

The things we do to cover up our mistakes. we ask our friends to be our alibis. we ask our families to keep it quiet. and we ask ourselves, "is it worth it?"
Its funny how one's mind works when facing such a situation.
on one side, you just don't want to be a part of it. and the other, you just can't bear seeing it happen.
we all make mistakes. and we don't really accept it.
in my case. i stand by my beliefs and i know that wasn't a mistake.

and about today, choose the good, forget the bad.
quite a memorable day cos its my first birthday celebration in 17 years.
ate at pizza hut with syafiq, sufi,mira and ira.
was waiting for the food for about 30 minutes or so, when suddenly, the whole restaurant turned off the lights..and there was a birthday song being played!
hahaha!! everyone in the restaurant was singing along the birthday song and gosh...

my face was red as a cucumber dipped in red paint!!!!

and oh boy! the embarassment didn't stop there.
they gave me the presents and we all were laughing our hearts out.
why?
well, the present i got from my ex-band members were...MALE THONGS/G-STRING!!
and sufi opened it openly where everyone could see it!
haha..funny laa....

so, thank you ana&ain, sufi&syafiq&ziyad&alfian, and ira & mira norris.

and sufi asked me just now, why i didn't want to anyone to know my birthday.
well..its just gonna be the same thing. they don't even care. so i don't too.
and i bet, once you've read this, some of you are gonna tagg me or sms me..

"omg fauzi, i forgot bla bla bla..happy belated birthday!"

urm...save it... keep your typing fingers at rest. im sick of it.

and..yes yes i know. my blog song is shit and old. what the hell..just mute it.

2009-04-29T21:54:00.000+08:00

Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it’s the middle that counts the most.

Bersabar jabir. Everything will go fine. Kalau ade ape2, you can count on me! =)

2009-04-27T08:37:00.006+08:00

I’m not a fighter. I usually smile and then go into my room and cry my eyes out

what im supposed to do NOW!?!?

NOT BLOGGING..BUT THISSS...

and...

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO IT!

mampos!!!!

so..thats why i did this ^^

2009-04-25T13:53:00.002+08:00

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Ok so, one week of school has ended. And finally, yesterday was the 'funnest-test' day. There was like a funny funny debate and argument during presentation. and i could say that the class is now acting like a class.

But compared to my previous class, i'll choose the previous class.
it don't matter that the girls were superior than the guys. or that i was being labelled as something im not, the reason i choose my sec 4 class over my current class, IT WAS A REALLY REALLY REALLY CRAZY CLASS! and..i had the best view in my class.

okok, so...lets talk about my new 'bestfriend' ana. RP guys kept asking me about her.
and im too lazy to reply you guys.

ana is...

-a girl
- a name that can be spelt backwards
- lame
- shorter than me
- shorter than fauzi
- a girl that used to be taller than me
- a gril that used to be taller than fauzi
- a lame girl that used to be taller than me,fauzi, but now is shorter than me,fauzi.

2009-04-24T00:47:00.002+08:00

You remind me of my next girlfriend.

POLY LIFE...HMMMM.
ONE WORD.....

I SOOOO DONT LIKE POLY LIFE MAN!!

ok so, i know u guys will be smartasses and say that,"your previous post said that u know poly life would be fun!!!"
well smartasses... i said..i hope im right.
classmates, some are really wonderful,some are maths prodigies!! some are boring while one ..just one... JUST THIS ONE MOFO...WHO REALLY GETS ON MY NERVES..
but again, who am i to care. i dont give a damn about such people.
and yeah, i dont really think i can cope with this kinda 'learning'.
its like..i have to find the answers and solutions all by myself while the FACI just sits and shakes leg. theres presentation everyday and even problems.

well now...

the nursing course doesn't seem too bad.

and yeah, these few days, im getting a good laugh reading bullshits from stupid bullshit blogs. its funny how people try to show others that they're not what they seem to be and all. they will try any possible ways and methods to make their readers believe what they're posting is the truth about them.

and yeah...back to my poly post..

ok so, its just 4 hours a day of studying EVERYDAY. but as soon as i step my foot in my house. lie on the bed... I GET SUPER DUPER GUPER NUPER JUPER KUPER SLEEEEEPY!!

and speaking of getting sleepy..

i slept as soon as i reached home today. and while i was sleeping, ANA and SYAFIQA called me, and i thought it was a dream or what and when i woke up at 1130pm...i was like..shit..plenty of work to do in LESS THAN 30 MINS!! so i came online and saw syafiqa online, i asked her.."did u called me tadi?"
and she's like..yeah... and i asked her "did we talk on the phone tadi?"
and she's like..yeah..

so..obviously, when they called me when i was sleeping, i was in a state of 90% dead. 10% talking bullshit. i wonder what i talked to them about...

till then...

bye bye bye bye bye bye chee bye bye bye bye!!!

2009-04-22T12:26:00.017+08:00

2009-04-21T18:27:00.006+08:00

How can I love you if you won’t lie down ?

4 days of not blogging..seems soooo..LONG!

and oh, its only the second day of school..and im already so tired and sore.

poly life is waaaay waaaay different than secondary life.

its like...they really want us to be super independant.

and oh...one lesson a day + no books + no pen =

and...

the night cycling.. thing..

i'll post more pic when im bored in school tomorrow.

2009-04-17T23:41:00.002+08:00

Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though

WHATEVER TO THE QUOTE ABOVE! ARGHHH! VIOLENCE SOLVES EVERYTHING MAN!

ok so...let me ask you..

what will you do..if a stupid ahpek parking attendant who is stupid and not very clever suddenly throws a ball right at your face infront of you with no valid reasons?

a) do you forgive him and be bestfriends with him and let him marry your mom?
b) you get very very angry and want to punch him right in the face and humiliate him and kick him around and strip him and record it on video and post it on youtube and just beat him till he dies and kill him.
c) you treat him coffee cos he looks so damn ugly and probably his wife left him for a goat.
d) you eat pancake.

well... if you choose b.. THATS THE RIGHT THING TO DO!

AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO DO THAT WHEN JABIR THE MORON HELD ME BACK. SEBOK SEH, WAS JUST ABOUT TO PUNCH HIS ASS-NIPPLE-DICKHEAD FACE WHEN THE GUYS PULLED ME BACK. BODOH BETOL.

but...im lucky i had friends to pull me away, if it were'nt for them..that ahpek would have peed through his anus.

ARGHHH!!! SOOOO SOOOO ANGRY! IF I SEE HIS FUGLY GRANDMA FACE AGAIN...I'LL PULL OUT ALL HIS REMAINING BALDING HAIR AND ASK HIM TO GROW IT BACK AGAIN SO THAT I CAN PULL IT OUT AGAIN!!! BODOH NYE AHPEK! KEJE KAU UNTUK SAMAN ORANG TAK TAROK PARKING COUPON! NOT HIT TEENAGERS WITH SOCCERBALL FOR NO APPARENT REASON!!

hmm...so... after that..i went to RP. poor ana, begging/pestering me to follow her..so yeah..went with her to the jam n hop event... It was kinda...pathetic... moshing for no apparent reason...lame ass acoustic performance deserves moshing?! so, we sat on the grass...a few metres from the sweaty 'malay fanatic' crowd...

and... i made a new friend. he's name is Ric, and he's attitude really inspires me. and he's my classmate for the next 6 months

till then...i hope the ahpek dies a slow horrible death

2009-04-15T22:09:00.002+08:00

it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and proove you are stupid

Ok so,first day of orientation was ok.. but..i made a new bestfriend!
hahahahaha!!!
u might ask me..or might not..but might!!
" how come only the first day of orientation you have a bestfriend already?"

my answer...

" hahahahahaha!! ana is my new bestfriend after 4 years! hahah!! redbull incident made it happened!! ahahahha!!"

ok so, not gonna elaborate about our 'bestfriend-ness' or orientation.. or the red bull incident.. cos my current mood..super shagged.
but a little highlight of the orientation..making new friends of course!

poly life is gonna be a blast! lets hope im right!

2009-04-14T22:37:00.002+08:00

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

The tagboard incident is funnny!!!
so..a few nights ago, najwan told me to download an IP adress tracker so that i can track down people i don't know. and yea..i did.. and this morning..some moron tagged shit...and i decided to use the tracking device... and the tracker was super accurate.. it says...

"user is from SP (singapore polytechnic) with index no. *******. "

and yeah..i went o check the index no., which was... NAJWAN! AHAHHAHA!!
OH THE IRONY!!!

oh ya so, today, went out to town cos shaid wanted to buy himself a 'vans' shoe.. but in the end.. he decided to buy a 'nike' shoe.. HAHA!! sooo predictable!
just look at his shoes! all are Nikes!!

ok so, went home, showered and watched tv. and when its time for dinner..sypek called to collect the bicycle for our safety cycling thing this coming Sat. IOMG! ONE WHOLE DAY NEVER EAT SEH!

one whole day not eating + cycling = almost dead fauzi

ok so, reached home about 9.45pm, and coincidentally, dad was watching news..
and the news was about..

A GAY ELEPHANT!!

IOMG! I DIDNT KNOW ELEPHANTS COULD BE GAY!

fauzi to alfian "alfian! check your elephant cage! your pet ran away!!"

and yeah...tomorrow's gonna be orientation. nervous and excited!!
and poly life is really gonna affect meetups with my caring yet paranoid girl.
no matter how many hotter and sexier and hotter and cuter and sexier girls there are at RP, i still prefer my current one.

HAHAHAHA!

2009-04-13T23:52:00.020+08:00

ok so... pics.
and tagg me to tell me u hate my face.
wohoooo

the picture above is related to 'jagung bakar' or in english... 'burn corn?!'

these type of food is usually sold on the streets for about 2100 rp (sg 50c) per corn.

it is prepared by dipping on sweet chilli sauce or honey sauce..and then grilled over burning logs.

the picture above is the scene above the Barelang. its a long bridge that's the icon of Batam.

it just shows u how beautiful nature is. and how people there live out of poverty.

this is the barelang... the bridge... =0

the picture above is where our tour guide brought us.

it is a restaurant where only high and middle class indonesians go to eat.

but it only costs us about $50.

the meal is called 'nasi padang'...in english... 'field rice!!!??'

the waiter brought all those dishes with only one hand, and they charge it if u eat what u ate.

so basically, there was no menu there... u just have to pick your food, and pay for what u eat.

ok so, the picture above is about the hotel and the stuffs to do at hotel..

where u can smoke anywhere..

urm..yea... whatever..

and this picture... is a place where people come to eat.

ok, so in indonesia.. people go to food courts/restaurants/food centres to eat.

they eat to live.while others live to eat. eating is a normal thing for indons to do there as like i was told... if u dont eat..u might die of hunger. thats why, my family wants to try 'eating' at indon. to do like the locals.. EAT!

unlike singaporeans.. people dont eat.. cos they're so obsessed with their looks and their weight.

rrright??

2009-04-13T21:19:00.002+08:00

You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.

One word for the quote above. BULLSHIT.

Ok so, went bowling again this afternoon with ira,mira,sufi,zyd,khai and sypek.. lots of confusion going on in sypek's mind. first, he told the worker there were 6 players cos he didn't count himself. secondly, he didn't enter his name when we're about to play.
WOO!! SMART BOY!

as usual, it was really no match for me. it's just not fair to keep on winning. but atleast i had a challenge with zyd. his score was 120 while mine was 135..
and second game, was really something... played halfway, and the game suddenly ended. due to sypek's blurness. never seen him this blur before. must be eating too much sotong!

and speaking of sypek, we're gonna have this midnight cycling thing where we're both gonna be safety cyclist for juvenile bitches.. the route's gonna be from east coast park to marina barrage and back to east coast park.

and oh!! orientation in two days! can't wait...wait...... I CAN! I CAN WAIT!! I'LL WAIT FOR FOREVER!!

i still remembered sitting at the seat, waiting for the fat sweaty invigilator to say.."times up, stop writing." and the scene of handing in my science MCQ. oh boy! what a day! what a party!
its been 6 months since olevel's ended, and time flies sooooo sooyabean quickly! from the party at botanical gardens celebrating syafizah's birthday...to working at carrefour...to now!!
its soo fast! but not that furious...and by next week.. HELLLOOOO POLY LIFE!!

i know Achmad, whose gonna be reading this, will be like.."dang! fauzi's supposed to be in AJC with me... "well... NO WAY HOZZAAYY!!

and with my super bad habit of sleeping in the wee morning and waking up at noon...the first week of poly may be a problem.

alright then, till then..wassalamualaikum fellow bitches.

2009-04-13T01:38:00.011+08:00

theres a lot more pics. but, these are the ones that highlight the day.

as u can see, most are wacky and some are candid...

but overall..

PURE FUN!

2009-04-12T15:45:00.003+08:00

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery

Ok..back from overseas. Its just a 2day 1night trip.
One of the best trips i had in a few years.and oh yea..saw rendra and friends there too but he didn't notice me cos he's tall and all... =)
I dont think i can post a lot of pictures here cos most of the pics are pictures of my sis camwhoring and stuffs...yea..

ok so, i didnt went to new zealand u gullibe people..nor hong kong... i went to batam.
it was like a last minute plan to go there. was supposed to go to malaysia with dad's friend but my dad's friend 's son had chicken pox 1 week before we're supposed to go, and in that one week, my dad decided to bring us to batam for shopping and sight seeing and stuffs..

what i can describe about batam is that..its a smoker's paradise. u can smoke anywhere anytime any age. and it costs SG$1.50 per packet of 2o. its really somewhere a smoker loves. go inside a mall...an air conditioned mall... you can light your cigarette. u're 12 years old..you're allowed to buy beers and even buy a box of cigaretes. and air conditioned restaurants...such as pizza hut or coffee bean and such... puff away all you want, they even provide ash tray for you.

and speaking about malls, its a totally different setting there. they experience blackout and power failure almost everyday, 2 times a day. bought a bunch of stuffs there, mostly garments. and speaking of garments, us singaporeans spending there..is like...americans spending in malaysia... its that cheap for us..but that expensive for them. wanted to buy a louis vuitton jeans which costs rp 300k there..but sadly there was no size. and plus...i dont really need a woman's brand jeans. it soo doesn't match.

and also, everything was super cheap there...to us singaporeans that is. with rp 37k ( sg $5), you can buy 3 people rib eye steak, stirloin or whateverwesternexpensiveshits out there...
and we even went on a shopping spree in a clothes store..like... to us singaporeans buying stuffs from zara..is to them..we spent about rp 1million++. which is like..sg $100++..and to them is like..spending $1000++

in case you dont know what im trying to say, 1000 rp, to them is $1 to us. BUT THIS IS NOT THE RATE. the rate is sg$1 = rp 7400. GET WHAT I MEAN??!

so..we recieved stares from the locals..as if we were some rich people shopping endlessly..

and also, i bet if my friends were there..they would be soo happy. TONS AND TONS AND TONS OF PROSTITUTES AND PLENY PLENTY PLENTY OF GAYS FOR ALFIAN AND SHAID.
wow!

and oh yea...the hotel that im staying in, provides free porn channels!

ok so..pictures of luge and this trip coming soon in december 07. be sure to check it out!
rated pg18.

*and sufi!! kau bodoh bin tak pandai! you should have just done it! -_____-!!!!!!*

2009-04-09T15:14:00.005+08:00

ok..something weird is happening on my tagboard..

urm, dont know what i did..or what..

but..i didnt know my post could affect people who i really dont know..

and yeah..i thought..my blog is my blog?

thats a rule right? my blog is my blog?

and please dont insult me w/o official reasons.
u claimed i spammed your blog? i dont even know you.

and..u even put my link...

sheesh..

what the hell man!

please add me on msn! please!!

fauzi_92@hotmail.com

i need to talk to you

AND FFS....

HOW DO YOU KNOW, IM NOT REFFERING TO PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK?
IVE DELEATED MY POST...COS I DIDNT KNOW IT COULD HURT STRANGER'S FEELINGS.

okok...so... had fun at sentosa today..though was an hour late after having a false 'meet up' with a stranger who has problems with me.
was already 645 when at harbofront...
and ended getting home at 11pm!!

kk...

going off to new zealand! be back on monday!

AND TO ALL THE HATERS..AND THE SUPER HATER... URE WELCOME TO TAGG TO IF YOU WANT. BE IT ANONYMOUS.. OR PASSERBY..OR JUST YOUR NAME...

OFF TO NEW ZEALAND!!

pics soon!!

2009-04-09T14:44:00.006+08:00

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

*yawn*

its been 6 months since i last saw b. im tired. im sleepy. i miss b. i like ice cream. i want to eat karipap.

going luge-ing and skyride-ing later on at sentosa.

my mind is currently blank at this moment. no ideas on what to blog.

oh!!

tomorrow is food griday..or good friday,and family going off to New Zealand to meet up some relatives. coming back to singapore only on the 18th. just a short one week trip to New Zealand.

BE RIGHT BACK!

BACK!

2009-04-06T00:06:00.002+08:00

Second is the first loser.

Well, went to marina barrage n lau pa sat a few hours ago cos irfan the botak hairless on the head boy wanted to go there.

ONE SUPER EMBARRASING INCIDENT HAPPENED. but im not so mean like ZUL, to blog about it.

and while eating at lau pa sat, there's this 3 piece band performing covers and the lead singer is a girl..

*as an attached guy, im speaking on the behalf of the others*

THE GIRL WAS SUPER DUPER NUPER GUPER WOWOWOWOW!!!!
AND SHE HAD A HUGE AND CUTE ASS AND KEPT SHAKING IT SIDE TO SIDE..

well..thats what the guys told me. i looked away as i was not horny like them(irfan,alfian.sufi,zul,zyd,jabir n fiq).

i was like.. " guys! dont stare at her super cute wobbly jelly ass!! tak baik!"
they were like.." no way! her super cute wobbly jelly ass is attracting my eyeballs and my manballs"

ok..bye

2009-04-03T23:52:00.001+08:00

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

OKAY! SO! AFTER MADRASAH, IRFAN,JABIR,SYAFIQ N ME WENT TO HQ TO SHAVE OFF IRFAN'S HAIR! AHAHHAHAHA!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

BOTAAAAAKKK!!!

well..im shaving my head next week.

the end

2009-03-31T16:37:00.006+08:00

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

Sorry for the lack of updates.

As you guys know, recently, 29th of March ( sunday ), was the anniversary of the band. And since we broke up, we had a reunion concert..it was the last time you're gonna see me drumming in ellllllllleeee O S E R.

So, as expected, millions and billions and gazillions and zillions and xillions of people came to see me. which is surprising cos the world only contains a few billion people...

the concert was fun and we all had a great fun.
so, avenged sevenfold (my sideband) was the opening act.

and finally, at the concert..not a gig..but a concert.. ELLE - O S E R performed..and the crowd was like..

*creek creek creek ( cricket sounds)*

and suddenly.. BOOOOOO!!! BOOOO!!!
and they started chanting..

WE WANT FAUZI! WE WANT FAUZI!! WE WANT FAUZI!!!

and so..the rest of my band mates left..and it was a one man drummer concert.

hmm..ok, i kinda forgot what happened next cos after the concert, i was totally drunk from all the teh tariks i drank. and when i woke up the next morning, i had to go to to school.
Anderson Junior College where i met up with my fellow schoolmate, Achmad Firdaus.
heres some pic for you guys to see..

i know what you guys might say..

"fauzi, those pictures are from the teacher's day concert and some random pictures you got from google!! why must u lie to your fans?!?!!!!"

"well... ITS NOT FAKE. IT REALLY IS THE TRUTH! BETOL!! can't u see the banner? and can't u just see me and no one else on the last picture? and can't u see those fans?!!"

and u might say.. " but, the shirt and gay pants and awesome limited edition pair of vans sneakers u wore are the same as the teacher's day concert!"

and i say.. " well..some people keep rabbit's foot as a lucky charm, i wear the same outfit and even the same underwear for all my concert, which sadly, that reunion concert was the last."

and u might say.. "wa wa wee wa!! i believe you your awesomenessssss ness...!!!"

oh ya..and FUAD, i wish you could have been there, but, sorry man, as soon as those 500000000000000000000000000000 tix were out for sale..it was sold in less than 10 mins.
sorry dude, hope these ORIGINAL and REAL pictures would somehow make u feel bad u didnt attend it.

2009-03-28T01:07:00.009+08:00

FRIENDS IVE COME TO LOVE. AHHAAAHAAHHAHAH!! GGGAAAYY!!!

oh ya..u might be asking me..
whose in the 5th picture?

well..its jabir n me...and...THE GREATEST CAMP COUNSELOR... JIM!!
i miss him..
and my friends..dah lame takda outing.

oh ya...29th of march. is our anniversary...
if only the band was still together..
hmm....

OK.. REUNION CONCERT. ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO CATCH THE GREATEST DRUMMER IN ACTION FOR THE LAST TIME.

TIX CAN BE PURCHASED BY ANY MEMBERS. TIX PRICE IS ONLY $8950. CHEAP2!
WHILE STOCKS LAST!

2009-03-27T12:27:00.003+08:00

I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.

EARTH HOUR IS TOMORROW! BUT WHAT DO I CARE!

anyway, one of my fans begged me to blog.

first of all...ignore the background. ahhaa..

IM NOT PROMOTING FAREE'S BLOG!

OKAI!WOKAI SOKAI POKAI!!

its funny how the first letter of the words make the word sounds different.

and yesterday, went BOWLING AGAIN!

i didnt know why i agreed to bowl with a bunch of losers.

in the end..kept on winning...

its like...

THERE'S NO CHALLENGE! WHERE'S THE CHALLENGE?? THERE'S NO CHALLENGE!

but here's the truth people... its normal to lose to FAUZI!

ok, here's a picture of my score..and the loser's score after 3 games.

with the score of 177 after three games..SUFI!! (LOSER)

in second place..with a score of 227 after 3 games...SYAFIQ(lost to me = LOSER)

in first place..with the score of 356 after half a game..

the amazing...wonderful...awesome...FAUZI!!!

wooohooo...

hmm...

i think thats all for now.. nothing much in mind to blog about.

2009-03-24T21:38:00.002+08:00

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

so, just went online..and the first 2 seconds of going online, someone nudged me.
it was this boy...and his first sentence to me was sooo sooo cute. hahaha
and the boy is...

YEOW HENG/ YEOW YANG.

yea...i still don't know what to call him after 2 years of knowing him.
ok, so..his first sentence to me was...

"Eh fauzi, u want turtle?"

hahaha...i LOL-ed on the spot man. cute la...

hmm...i dont have anything in mind to blog about.

ok yea...urm..nothing fun interesting happened this past few days.
just went to vivo to celebrate sufi's birthday and played pool with him 4 hours ago.
and i just realised something about celebrating sufi's birthday and other people's birthday.
but i wont elaborate on much about that as people might later say...
"that fauzi ar...no matter how hot and sexy he ar...*insert all vulgarities from A-Z"

well...thats how people are.
oh ya, so went i celebrated his birthday, i met Syafik.
He's the ex-drummer from Crossedout and the guy who taught me how to drums.
and he's 2 years younger than me.. ahhaha..

ok so, he asked me..
"fauzi, what happened to you? kenape tak maen drums lagi?"

and that got me thinking...

what did i have fo dinner? cos im starving...movie food is expensive and yucky...
and then i replied him..

"drumming is just not my thing. im more to breakdancing and stuffs."

and oh!!..

someone just asked me..

"your blog...its not funny anymore.. i bet your reader(s) would like the old blog/fau-zi back"

my answer..

"well, i've grown from a little girl to a sophisticated young man. so,no more fooling around and thus, serious and real honest stuffs this time about blogging"

oh yeah..before i forgot...
i just realised, that the supporters for live n loaded, are all malays.
well im not being racist or whatevershits...but...why are malays so...fanatic? so...over?
do they really support local music/talent or do they just claim they support local music/talent cos they have a band and wish that by the time its their time..everyone will support local music/talent?
well, the focus of supporting local bands, is for musicians to make a living.

so you guys claim u're supporters of local music.
do you buy their CDs? do you know their name? do you know their history? do you go to their gigs/concerts? do you tell your friends about them? do you even think singapore can make it in the music business?

well people...if you dont buy their CD but u just go down to their gigs...you're not really supporting local talent...u're just a local POSER.
and i still remembered what the 'weird tooth guy' from the adam khoo talk told us...

"just look at taufik batisah...he's advertising for 7-11 instead of touring.."

wow...from nothing to blog about..to this...
i think thats enough for today and tomorrow and till whenever...

last quote of the day...

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

2009-03-21T14:08:00.005+08:00

I dont work for people who are darker than my anus hole - Alfian

I cant believe that my friends who i came to know and loved....are RACISTS BASTARDS!!

WHY CAN'T U GUYS JUST BE LIKE ME? RESPECTFUL AND NEVER ONCE INSULTED OR HURT UGLY PEOPLE'S FEELINGS.

ok, so, i was talking to syafiqa last night about this certain type of people.

and this certain type of people, are attention seekers.

these type of people are called.... FAT WANNABES!!
ok, these people, are people who are either skinny, perfect, average or malnutritioned..but they act fat!
ARGHH! HATE THOSE TYPE OF PEOPLE..
dont get what im saying? let me give u an example of what im saying...
first, these type of people own a blog or an online profile.and they will put something like saying that their hobby is eating.
when they know that they are skinny bastards.
and in their blog, they will post...

wow! i just had dinner a moment ago, and that grain of rice made me fat! i am so fat! i need to go to gym to trim it!! i am so fat. fat fat fat fat fat. why did i have that grain of rice. now im fat. IM SOO FAT THAT MY UNDERWEAR IS USED AS A PARACHUTE! I AM SO FAT! FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT....

though they know that they're not really fat, but just want attention.

but then when asked, they always say...eating is my hobby..bla3...i dont mind getting fat bla3...

seee!!! i hate those type of people! mintak kene smack!

people like him who own an online profile, putting eating as ther hobby and kept saying they're fat.

DO YOU EFFING THINK HE'S FAT?!!?

THIS TYPE OF PEOPLE ARE ATTENTION SEEKERS! WELL!! I HOPE YOU PEOPLE WILL GROW FAT AND DIE FROM OBESITY.

and...isnt it wierd..

that those type of fat wannabe people always put their hobby as eating.
whereas real fat people...
will not put that eating as their hobby as they're ashamed of it.

well.. you dont see really fat people complaining that they're fat.
fat people dont blog about how fat they are..

they dont blog like this..

i just had fried chicken just now, and now im fat.

SEE! YOU DON'T SEE FAT PEOPLE BLOGGING ABOUT THAT!
ONLY SKINNY PEOPLE WHO WANTS ATTENTION DOES THAT!!
SEE!! ISN'T THIS MERAPEK! LIKE APEK! LIKE KEREPEK!

*BTW, IM NOT REALLY REFFERING TO THAT GUY. HE'S JUST AN EXAMPLE OF A SKINNY DUDE*

2009-03-19T22:51:00.001+08:00

Fauzi! you cursed me! - AIN

Went bowling earlier. IT WAS FUN! I OWNED EVERYONE.
my score was 300..and theirs was below 50.

and now..im sleepy and sick.

I OWN SUFI'S GAY ASS!

2009-03-19T11:06:00.002+08:00

show me how to lie, you're getting better everytime

woke up yesterday, barely even slept...and the first thing i felt was a sharp pain at my throat, a runny nose and my whole body was sweating....ARHH!!

I HAVE BEEN INFECTED BY THE FLU PACKAGE.

its like...

flu company: dear mr fauzi, you are selected as a lucky contestant to experience being sick for a week or so!!

fauzi: *rubs nose and tries not to swallow saliva*

and how convenient it was for me to fall sick on the day of the gathering I SOOOO WANNNNA GO!

*smiles from ear to ear*

(high fever + runny nose + aching body + sore throat ) or gilette= the best a man can get!

oh ya..im sure the gathering was a blast! wasted seh i didnt go!
so sorry..

2009-03-17T12:43:00.003+08:00

Plastic surgery, correcting god's mistake - the simpsons

Ok so, yesterday, spent my whole day with boyfriends!!
wooo!! boyfriends are loved <3!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

ok, urm..yesterday, went bowling with syafiq and ziyad.
it was like..super fun and hillarious.
while half way playing the game, there's this professional bowler beside us who curled his BALLS(bowling balls) and strike alot of times. and this sparks the two joker into 'curling' the ball too. it was like super hillarious seh..both of them got gutterballs everytime..
and i was like..."okok..let me try...(since i know im gonna win).."
and i tried 'curling' the ball...and it worked!! ahhaha...it was really like a lucky ball or something..
and then..this made them want to try the ball curling also...and in the end..we all made a fool out of ourselves...

but in the end... IM THE HIGHEST! AHHAHAHA
but..whats the point of winning when all they do made a joke out of themselves. ahahha

ok so..we went to Al-azhar to have our dinner...blablablablablabla....

and then we went to play pool!
oh ya, there was like a...nude woman there showing her nipples! ahahhaha...

syafiq was like.."ahhh..finally..dah lame tak tengok.."
i was like.." syafiq! no! dosa tau tengok2 bende tak senonoh ni!"
syafiq was like.."but i can't help it! her nipples are like magnets and my eyes are attracted to it."
zyd was like.." yada yada yada bla bla bla ting ting ting tong tong tong"

......

well..that was it....

what a great day!

bottomline, i got the highest score in bowling and i enjoyed myself.

BOYFRIENDS ARE LOVED! <3<3<3

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH

2009-03-16T12:00:00.003+08:00

Having two bestfriends sounds ironic.

Hey hey hey hey...

i dont really want school to start, and i dont really like sitting at home doing nothing.

and now...i am sooo bored.

UPDATES:

fri 13th, went IT fair with sufi and Athirah. and played pool.

oh ya..pool.. it was Ira's first time playing it. and though it fed me the humour i was craving for..i cant believe she won all the games she played. Thats my girl!! hahahahahah!!!

oh ya..and sufi the pro...LOST at ALL the games he played. haha..

sat 14th, went to work. this time..as the boss! ahahha

usually, when i work, i had to wash the dishes. this time..i just had to motivate and look out for my team.

sun 15th, went to visit my grandparents(dad side). blablablablabla...

2009-03-14T23:55:00.005+08:00

Saturday night + Sunday wee morning is gay day!

2009-03-12T00:14:00.002+08:00

Constipated people don't give a crap

Well..collected my o level cert. and i had a short conversation with my ex- ENGLISH teacher.

ex ENGLISH teacher: eh, u where now?

fauzi: pardon me? speak properly please.

ex ENGLISH teacher: waah, u go to what school now seh?

fauzi: ouh, im in regent to collect my certificate

ex ENGLISH teacher: haiyo..i mean ar, u get to what school le?

fauzi: SENIOR COLLEGE!!

oh, went to republic..AGAIN, but not to enrole, but to teman jabir's boyfriend to look for laptops.

ok.. thats it for today! BOYFRIENDS ARE LOVED!

WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHWHHWHWHWHAHWHAW!!!

that was gay! and what i meant gay was.. AHAHHA. jabir's bestfriend (inside joke) gay.
if want to know who that gay is..
his name starts with the letter A. and he took a photo with me on graduation day.

BASTARD!!

ahha..

oh yea, speaking of jabir. we had this chat about his email address.
his current email address is regent_betrayer..
and i asked him..what about now?
he says..rp_betrayer.

-.-

oh ya, i didn't know i had like.. readers i didnt know!

wow!!!

2009-03-10T22:20:00.003+08:00

To steal ideas from one is plagiarism. To steal ideas from many is research.

ENROLEMENT SUCKED. THERE WAS NO SYSTEM! THERE WAS NO LOGIC GOING THERE.
PATHETIC!! WASTE 4HOURS OF QUEUING AND WAITING.
BODOH!

haaha..well..most of it my fault.
i queued for almost 4 hours. then station 1...I DONT HAVE MY RESULT SLIP! NO CERTIFICATE!
end of station 2...

I NEVER BRING MY NETS! AHAHAHAH!!!

enrolling on thurs.

2009-03-08T15:08:00.002+08:00

i want to drink your period blood - Alfian

yes, the quote above is disgusting. but just look at who said it..disgusting-ier.
ok so, yesterday was the CORRECT bbq date.
well, we (shaid n me) went there and ate the food while alfian was fantasizing about.... Madinah.
he went home a happy ~~man~~/gay.
but, me and shaid were very so very very very confuse..

is MADINAH A GUY?! cos..alfian's gay.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

oh ya, if the class gathering is really happening.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SPECIFY IT.
DETAILS DETAILS DETAILS!!

where? when? whose going? teachers going? must bring what? what time start and end? is it going to be a class gathering OR.. malay girl's gathering..

cos..if its a malay girl's gathering.. i rather lick my nipples.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

this few days, im really suffering from insomnia..
and coincidentally..or not..when my home page loads(yahoo), it shows tips on how to beat insomnia!

tip 1) wear a glove and warm up before beating it
tip 2) hit insomnia at the gut and the jaws.
tip 3) move around, so that insomnia won't get to you
tip 4) use a cup to protect your family jewels
tip 5) dont read this cos its all crap

2009-03-07T16:23:00.002+08:00

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars

YES. I GOT BACK AT JABIR FOR TRICKING ME!

HAHAHAH!! YOU'VE BEEN PUNKED DUDE!

ookok...next chapter in life..pass poly.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

am gonna change the song if told. im gonna make you love screamo!
well, im starting to get some rest..but then..people like to disturb me.
slept at 3am earlier this morning after watching grey's anatomy. or whatever shit the show's called. and woke up at 8am to have breakfast with family.
so...blablabla..3pm i decided to head to bed for a quick 3hours nap? so i wont be tired for the BBQ tonight..which i am SURE IT IS TONIGHT AND NOT NEXT WEEK SO THAT GAYS WONT COMPLAIN IN THEIR BLOG.

okok..continue from where i want to go to sleep..
its 3pm and i decided to take a quick 3hr nap..so...best seh..its cold outside...aircon is cold..and i went to sleep..SEKALI..

"tralalalalala ding ding ding ding" or something..oh whatever..thats my phone's ringing tone..
i woke up...waaahh!! 3.15pm!!

bodoh.... hahahah

ok..that explains why im blogging now and not sleeping..
oh yea..i let fuad,syafiq,shaid and alfian listen to my 4th original and they said its nice!!

waaah!! GAYS!

oh ya...HAHAHA. JABIR KENE PUNKED

2009-03-06T13:37:00.003+08:00

my mustache brings all the girls to the yard - Maisarah's blog

I found that quote funny! yeah...my humor is weak.
Its 2pm right now, FRIDAY... and im at home blogging.
can't believe i miss my Friday prayers. and some of my smart jackass friends are gonna say..
"fauzi gi sembahyang?" ... AHAHAHA.
padahal im the only one that goes.

okok..so..i did not slept for more than 40hrs+ and finally, at 3am this morning, i fell asleep..but kept on waking up like every 30 minutes. and when i woke up, its 1.25pm. i was like...what the EFF!

ok, then i went to syafiqa's blog, and she said...
"ira norris (his girlfriend, i suppose im the last one to know about this, best friend sangat)"

WOAH! AHAHAHAHAH!

she's like the 3rd person to know by my mouth that im attached.
the first person is syafiq and the second one is jabir.
so..yeah..i didnt tell anyone. but they got to know it from facebook, rumours, friends, family and porn websites...i guess.

OK.. NOW..I HAVE PROOVEN THAT I AM STRAIGHT!
and i admit that im attached. happy?

well girls, im sorry for you. =)
*thats me showing my face smiling*

okok.

well, tomorow's the real BBQ day. hope i got it right this time. if not gays would complain again in their blog.

oh ya, how will i spend my $3.1K?!?!

laptop- $1.2k
tuition fees(poly)- $1k+
remedial fees (poly)- $100+

balance = $800 approx/.

so..$800 plus $400(current savings) = $1.2k
im doing maths ms shuhadah!!
wow..i love maths!!

$1.2k..
option A:
$200 goes to charity
$600 treat my fellow blogreaders to dinner
$150 for a new phone
$150 for a new mp3
$100 for me.

or...
option B:
$1.2k for guitar + amp + pedals.

help me choose please.

so..tagg me to help me choose. and let me know whose reading this so i can treat you guys if option A wins.

2009-03-05T21:52:00.003+08:00

It's no secret that a liar won't believe in anyone else

OMG!

my day from a moody start..to a wonderful afternoon and now..to the best day of my life.
partially the reason is i get to spend with my love the whole afternoon..

and...

I GET $3000+++

ok, you might ask me..why GET and not EARNED. well..

FLASHBACK!!

back in 2007, when i was bald,short,fat,single,ugly and nerdy..
*wait2...i still look the same now =(*

ok..back in 2007, me n jabir n our cca(cabin) went to this camp.
not much of a camp...but a motivational camp. teaches us on how to be LEADERS.
and look at me now..leading you guys into reading my blog..

still reading...

still reading...

see!! the camp works!!

still reading...

ok, after the camp, we took the chartered bus back to school. and five minutes to reaching regent, our bus crashed into a lorry. everyone was bleeding profusely and 4 of my cabin members died due to the tragic accident..

well.. what the hell.. its not me..

ok, so..me and jabir was like.. COOL MAN! we're in an accident!
but then, minutes after the accident, i felt a sharp pain at my elbow..
so...i went to the hospital..IN AN AMBULANCE!! while jabir walks home..cause he's a hero.

okokok..so...a week after the accident, i got to make a police report and luckily i had insurance to cover my hospital bills..

bla3...jabir did nothing but rot at home telling people i almost died in the accident.

ok so...

NOW! THE PRESENT! 2009! 6TH OF MARCH!

i recieved this...

ok, click to enlarge.

SO...NOW IM $3000 RICHER!

and jabir..if you didnt get this insurance cover...

PADAN MUKA! SIAPE SURO JADI HERO AND TAKNAK NAEK AMBULANCE!!
BEST SEH! HANDSOME2 MEDICS DIE!

2009-03-05T08:40:00.007+08:00

don't regret doing things, regret getting caught.

i am so angry right now.
and you guys might say..

"but your awesomeness sir...you're such a jovial and happy and cuddly and awesome BOY and not a jovial and happy and cuddly and awesome GAY..is it possible that you get angry?"

well....

"though how jovial and happy and cuddly and awesome BOY i am which i am not a jovial and happy and happy and cuddly and awesome GAY, im still a human..a jovial and happy and cuddly and awesome HUMAN BOY which im not a jovial and happy and cuddly and awesome HUMAN GAY."

yeap...

and you might say..

" but your righteousness sir, for what ever will you be angry for? are your angry that for a mere HUMAN BOY who's perfect..you want to be just like us(imperfect and snobbish and bad and hypocrites and unlike you) ?"

well..

"yes..and not only that i want to be like you guys (imperfect and snobbish and bad and hypocrites), another reason i am so angry..is that.. i didn't get to sleep today =( "

*notice how i put an equal sign ( = ) and an opening bracket [ ( ] and joined them together to make you guys see my sad face? i know..im such an originator *

not even 30 minutes of sleep seh. and my face is like..covered with red and pinky nipples. arghh.

oh yea, here's a picture of my life in secondary school.

facts about this photo.

1) SHAIDURULLAH took a photo of this. dont ask me why..but if you did ask me why..im guessing..he uses my photos for his masturbating pleasure.

2) its a picture(in order) when im in sec 4, sec 1, sec 3 and in pri 6. please dont ask me where's my sec 2 photo. but if you did..i can say that..someone took my sec 2 photos for their masturbating pleasures.

3) the bad maths calculation of a tangent and a sinhalese.. or sin thing.. is dont by SHAIDURULLAH. dont ask me why his maths is so bad and his hand writing is atrocious. but if you did ask me, im saying..he spent too much time thinking about me and thats why.

4) yes..i look fugly whenever there's phototaking.

ok..this are photos that i've been missing out.

WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED OR GAYS
seriously..

notice how the guy looks at his wife?

so to my fellow friends, please take care when you're getting your license next year.

2009-03-04T14:06:00.002+08:00

Eat right, excercise...die anyway

Ok, if there's any problem regarding my skin(blog)...tagg me.

anyway, anyone of you knows WWE?

world wrestling entertainment?
ok so..

here's a funny clip of the undertaker.

but..its not the real thing. its from a game.

2009-03-04T01:10:00.003+08:00

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

Its 1am right now. not getting any sleepy.
and yea..this morning...urm..last morning...

on my bed..there was this vibrating noise on my bed..
i was like.."argh...didn't i switched off my vibrating toys.."
and i woke up and looked at my surroundings..not my toys thats vibrating..so..i used my awesome hearing power to hear where the vibration was from..

it was under my pillow!!! my cellphone..
in my mind...

WAH LAO... I WANT TO SLEEP ALSO CANOT! PAGI2 BUTE NAK KACAU ORANG TIDO!

and then i answered the phone..

sleep disturbance:"bla bla bla bla bla..."

fauzi: siape ni?

sleep disturbance: ni syafiqa la... bla bla bla bla bla..

fauzi: wahlao! u woke me up from my sleep. nak tido pun takle. call la nanti petang ke..

sleep disturbance(syafiqa): hellooo...its 3pm in the afternoon!!

I WAS LIKE...UNHOLY CRAP!
in my mind, i thought it was like.. 10 am or what...

okok..skip...

and finally...after 5 days of song making..not writing..

i came up with 4 of my originals.
AGAIN...IT WONT BE APPRECIATED. I CAN GURANTEE.

and yea..this message is for jabir..

JABIR! BILE AKU JUMPE KAU, AKU AKAN GIGIT NIPPLE KAU SAMPAI NIPPLE KAU TERCABOT. AND THEN AKU SUNAT KAN KAU, AND LET YOU EAT THE SKIN!

2009-03-01T22:57:00.002+08:00

Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself

ok so, you can go to the world 'famous' gays blogs and read up on their gay complaining post.
their recent post was about..

FAUZI BEING SO STUPID AND TRICKED THEM SMART PEOPLE INTO GOING TO A BBQ THAT'S A WEEK EARLIER IN ADVANCE.

well...yes..i am stupid.. thats why i go republic polytechnic. =)
stupid people go to school. they want to learn..
but i dont get it is..why make a big deal out of it?
brush the problems aside...

*see how i highlighted republic poly? its in colour green!!!
being the humble and kind man that i am..i don't take it as a BIG deal.

=P (that is me.. showing my tounge!!!)

NOT!!! not to the big deal thingie above ^

this is from the asian gay's blog,
I think theres a reason why Fauzi wears topi size 7..
he/she is inferring that i am dumb =(

i am sad =(

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okok...enough... wa wa wee wa..

recently, i've noticed that i have a few copyzi(s).
this group of people tend to copy the way i blog/ my dressing/my talking quotes/ my everything.

*yawn*

please.. please... please find your own originality..

my phrase..is MY PHRASE!!
my word..is MY WORD!!

IOMGIOMIOMG!!
that is three infinite OMG!

thats like..more than a milllion OMG!!

ok so, i've been staring at the comp screen for 4 hours straight, 30 mins more, it'll be 5.
and no..im not watching gay porn like you know who. ALFIAN/SHAID.

im busy making songs.
but like..why do i care about making this songs..
they're just gonna complain in their blogs again that my song is gay and everything i do is gay.
guys please...i wanna be straight! don't force me to join you guys.

my last song..shaid posted..

We(Fauzi, Alfian, Syafiq and ME!) just went jamming on the 6th and fauzi created this song on his own which sounds quite nice.

A GAY SONG~!

Tittle: Loser In Love(WTH RIGHT!?!?!?!)

Yes and i couldnt agree more with Alfian that it sounds so damn bloody gay especially when a gay created that song.

well.. evidence there..

im to lazy to search it at the anth gay blog. im scared of pop ups!!

2009-02-28T01:09:00.006+08:00

A conclusion is the part where you are lazy to think.

THANKS TO THE TAGGERS WHO TAGGED TILL I HAVE 20 TAGGS!

wow!! im a rapper!

oh ya..speaking about rapper..here's my convo with ANA.

ANA ° says:
germs are healthy wat...eh ryhme lagi... asal display name kau pau?? kau suke makan pau ehk?ehk?ehk??

» Þ ª ù « ™ says:
takla one day kan okok..cerite die goes like this.. one day kan..

ANA ° says:
uh-huh...sabar aku amek popcorn...

» Þ ª ù « ™ says:
ade satu orang ni ar...name die alice...die lapar tau. then die gi kedai runcit..abe, die beli roti coklat!

» Þ ª ù « ™ says:
THATS WHY NAME AKU PAU!

see..it makes total sense on why my nick name is pau.

ok, now..why my another nick name is POJI?

ok..

one day, albert wanted to bring daisey to the prom. but he forgot to tie his shoes..
so..he took his cell phone and called lucy..

THATS WHY MY NICKNAME IS POJI!!

OK SO...SINCE YOU GUYS TAGGED ME ABOUT THOSE PICTURES I POSTED.
IM GOING TO POST ONE OR A FEW PICS OF IT EVERYTIME I BLOG.

so.. thanks ppl for tagging. i didn't know my readers are not just my gay friends.
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okok...

so...something stupid like alfian happened today..

ALL ALFIAN'S FAULT!! AHHAHAHAHAHHA!!

but being a good friend, i wont elaborate on his stupidness.

oh ya, im changing to a new image..
from baldy image..

to indie image..

to emo image..

and now....

HIP HOP IMAGE!!

WELL.....WELLLLLLL...

its just the hair.. not soo much for image..

2009-02-25T23:48:00.007+08:00

Do stairs go up or down?

Watched Slumdog Millionaire earlier today. I don't get why the rating is nc16.
Its more like a...pg rating movie.
Oh ya, guys.. please do not forward me emails about comparing god and stuffs to make the reader aware of themselves..or..emails about horoscopes...or emails about japanese eating babies..

I DONT GIVE A DAMN.

i deleate god-related emails. Allah didn't create that message for you to forward.

hold on..let me paste something about the god-related emails..

yea..this is what im talking about.
First of all.. i don't forward messages.

andandand...if you want to send me forwarded emails..please send me something like this..

YUCKSZXZXZ.

ahhahaha.
ok so..MAISARAH AND SYAFIZAH SAYS THAT I HAVE NO READERS.
ok so, if i dont get at least 20 taggs by sunday, i'll deleate this blog =)

2009-02-20T23:58:00.004+08:00

OK. THIS IS THE PICTURE OF MY HAIR.

PLEASE RATE. AND SUBSCRIBE!

PRESS THE YELLOW BUTTON----->

IF YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OR SEEN HIS WHEREABOUTS.
PLEASE CONTACT- 97363221.(FAUZI)

but...fauzi will not pick up the phone..

COS HE'S PHONE IS SPOILT!

2009-02-20T12:46:00.003+08:00

fauzi, you are sooo awesome- if you are reading this, it's true

first of all...THANKS FOR READING THAT.
ok, so...i dont get it...
something has been bothering me for quite some time now.
but what the heck..im gonna say it anyways....

WHY GOOFY CAN DRIVE A CAR BUT PLUTO IS THE PET OF MICKEY? BOTH OF THEM ARE DOGS KAN?!!?

okok..thats out of my sexy chest...

its been awhile since i've played the drums and the guitars. and yesterday...during jamming..cram seh kaki maen double pedal like the fastest double peddler.
yea, i've lost my touch...im not that good anymore..

but you, my loyal subjects, will say..

"but fauzi, you are so awesome(read this again means its true..AGAIN), how come you're not that good anymore?"

well...im just a human. but adore me all you want.

ok so...not only did i lost my touch..I LOST MY SEXY HAIR!
i was walking downstreet yesterday when i decided to check my hair..suddenly..

WHERE IS MY HAIR?!? ITS LOST!!

then i remembered...i went to syafiqa's blog and her post about her wanting to cut her own hair...i remembered that i went to cut my own hair!

and now...i look like an emo. a happy emo. a jovial emo. a fauzi emo.
i can't say that..i really cut my hair, cos i didn't use scissors.

I USED A SHAVER.

yea...i looked up on youtube on 'HOW TO CUT EMO/SCENE HAIRSTYLE'.
yea...i did that. considering how curly/wavy my hair is..it turned out ok..to me that is.

but my parents was like.. WHAT THE EFF!

and i was like.. WHAT THE EFF!

and then i made a new song..it's called WHAT THE EFF!

okok...bottomline..

eheheheh!! i just realised, that i kept saying bottomline..

AND THATS THE BOTTOMLINE ..COS FAUZI SAID SO!

okok, buttockline.. i cut my own hair. i lost my touch. and i have a hippie girlfriend =)

2009-02-18T00:59:00.002+08:00

" LIKE I SAID BEFORE!! I WONT REPEAT AGAIN!! "

*warning, this post might be gay to many but normal to alfian*

reading syafiqa's blog, touched me.. why? entah.
anyway, about her blog, about the hair part.. *winks*...

i decided to cut my hair. but since i don't trust people to touch my golden locks, im thinking of cutting it myself. someone that i can trust!!

ok so, anyway..
did you guys check out the tv show, ' my dads' better than your dad!'
did cha? did cha? did cha? huh? huhhuhhuh? huhuhuhuh???

well, if u didn't..here's how the game goes.
4 small teeny weeny virgin kids who 'love' their dad so much, that they wana show off their dad to the whole world by humiliating them, compete against each other with their dad.
yes..the idea is kinda..stupid.

if i were in that gameshow..i'll be like..
host.." fauzi! why do you think your daddy's the bestest bestest goody dad and better than other dads?"
fauzi.." urm...when's this gonna end? cos..i dont think that way...yea..he sucks.."
host.." ouh..k..AWKWARDD!!!"

yea..and then there's this last part, where the host asks the dad 5 question about his child. each correct answer means the dad gets $10000.

so..if i'll be in that gameshow..

host: what's fauzi's name?
my dad: ....urm... stacey?
host: im sorry, you're wrong. but im gonna give u one more try..
my dad: ok...
host: ok..when is fauzi's birthday?
my dad: can you skip the question...?

bottomline is, i don't know if those contestants were like..'acting'. but they really made me jealous. i wish my dad would treat my like them when i was young...TILL NOW!

yes..call me whatever you wish...my life is pretty much like that.
with friends..im all..WOHHOOOO! YEAAHH!! YIPPEEE!!! YOOOO!! HEYHEYYY!!!
and when im home...

*cricket sounds*

no one to talk to. getting all the blame. im the one everyone wants to pick on.
im not the guy i am when im with you guys.. trust me on this..
its like...

*gay moment*

they don't even care about me...=(

* gay moment ended*

okok..wohooo!!!
haha...anyway....again people...DONT TEXT ME OR CALL ME.
ok..the top 18 people im missing.

18) Nur Athirah Norris
12) Steve Carrell
25) That actress on tv

* i failed my maths *

2009-02-16T12:20:00.002+08:00

I'll kill you till you die!

This is when POA comes useful to life.
i need to manage my money =)

luckily... i passed my POA!! wohooooo!! still can't believe my luck.
i've never passed a POA paper before. not even once. but i got b3 for o'levels!!

gile!!

okso. <- i didn't spell okto wrong. okto spelled it wrong. it is actually..ok, so...
anyway, for the people who still text me..

I DO NOT HAVE A PHONE. AND DON'T COMPLAIN TO PEOPLE, SAYING THAT IM SOO SOMBONG COS I DON'T REPLY YOUR TEXTS. YOU SHOULD COMPLAIN TO PEOPLE WHY YOU'RE SO DUMB THAT YOU'RE STUPID THAT YOU'RE NOT SMART THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO READ THAT I DONT HAVE A CELL PHONE! IT'S SPOILT. I CANT TEXT. I CAN'T CALL. I CAN'T CONNECT. I CAN'T HEAR MUSIC. I CAN'T EAT THE PHONE. I CAN'T DATE THE PHONE. I CAN'T SMELL THE PHONE. I CAN'T DANCE WITH MY PHONE. I CAN'T SKATEBOARD WITH MY PHONE.

GET IT?
ok...
ala...wait2...this sora guy interupted my blogging...
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ok back.... kan dah luper nak type ape!!!

k ar.. bye

SERIOUS POST

2009-02-14T13:44:00.003+08:00

"time really flies man! i saw its wings" - Jabir

for a blog that no one reads, he sure is acting alot. typical *shakes head*
anyway, today is saturday, valentine's day. i don't get it. why do people celebrate n commemorate the death oh someone they don't know?
ok whatever. so yesterday, i went out with my sayang... JABIR!
we celebrate friday the 13th...NOT.
we were bored and decided to head to pizza hut.
so, browsing to the menu, nothing special..so we're like.*waves at waitress to get new menu*
ok..and then this waitress gave us the valentine's day special promotion...and we're like...
WTF! IM NOT GAY LIKE SOME ASIAN GAY WHO GETS ANGRY EASILY BE A MERE JOKING COMMENT.
and the waitress was like..*he's not gay?!*

ok so, what im trying to say is that. imagine..
2 boys, sitting face to face, eating pizza and ice cream chatting and laughing like crazy, on the day before today.
*eeeekkk*

okok..overall... i spent $25 on food! like WHATTA-EEFF.

oh ya. new plans from syafiq.
he says i get to be the GUITARIST! WOHOOOO!
and i still can't decide, what instrument im really good at. maybe just focus on the one im better of will be nice.

oh ya... can't wait for my pay... and $150 from irfan...and $100 from my mom. all of these equals to....
ROAD BIKE / GUITAR

2009-02-12T12:36:00.002+08:00

"First thing aku balek aku tido sak!"- Syafiq
"Baik sak! aku first thing je bukak pintu!" - Jabir

While blogging..to please you daily readers..my ass is sore.
yes u guessed it right.. alfian raped me. he can't help it.
Went to east coast park yesterday with syafiq,jabir,ziyad,najwan,anwar and alfian.
We swim/swam/swum. We picnic/picnac/picnuc. We cycle/cycla/cyclu. We played soccer/soccar/soccur.

andandand...
alfian tried to rape me 2 times. in the sea....and in the showering area.
i was like...
"tralalalala...i love soaping my eyes so that i am blind for the moment..tralalalala..."
and when i washed the soap from my eyes..alfian was infront of me. he was squatting. his mouth was wide wide wide open.
"alfiaaaan!!! what are u doing u asian gay!!"
and he ran off...tsk3..gay!!

overall..in conclusion..in the end...what im trying to tell you guys is that..
IT WAS A BLAST!* maybe one day we can have it all over again.*

ohya..water went into my phone and spoilt it. so people, don't message me for the moment. and if you did message me, im sorry. my phone is spoilt.so people, don't message me for the moment. and if you did message me, im sorry. my phone is spoilt.so people, don't message me for the moment. and if you did message me, im sorry. my phone is spoilt.so people, don't message me for the moment. and if you did message me, im sorry. my phone is spoilt.so people, don't message me for the moment. and if you did message me, im sorry. my phone is spoilt.

*not including alfian trying to rape me

2009-02-09T16:44:00.006+08:00

i did my homework, but i forgot to write it down

yahooooo!!! ok..its not the yahoo where you search for nude porn pics..but..this yahoo is an expression. cos its my 32nd post!!! why is it so special?!?!

i have no bloody idea.

anyway, sorry for not blogging. i've been very very very very VERY very very VERY busy lately. busy with tv, games and sleeping. yeap2..i know..it's very hard being me..

"oh mr awesomeness fauzi, how do you live with your own self! so amazing and brilliant!"
well...i just do it! andandandand...nike stole that one from me. that's why i've not forgiven them yet. pffft..

ok so, hmm... i knew i wanted to post something. but i forgot what to post.. =(

ah...nvm.. lets just stare at my pic. look at my hair! sexxaayy!!!
(while u guys stare at it for an hour, i'll think of something to write)

anyway, sufi is sooo gay. he wanted to go on a date with me on valentine's day.
well..i don't celebrate valentine's day. fyi, it's a sin to celebrate this day(for muslim).

anyway, last night was fun. i was with jabir..*winks*
ok, we did nothing gay..okok..he did some gay stuffs.
he went to people(stranger mats n minahs), and tag shits about them.
hahahah. kelakar seh. i was like..
"Jabir! jangan la!"
and he was like.." whatever fauzi! i don't listen to you, cos im a setan!"
and i was like.." noooo!! jangaaann!!"
but i was too late =(

hmm.. what should i post about next...hmm
again.. stare at my picture while i think of stuffs to write..

okok..staring at my sexy pictures, will get you high.
i promise i'll be more unsexier at times..
i know i know...its very hard when you're me.
But im doing it for you guys..
oh ya..i kinda wish that i got a job. need to support my kids and wife.
notice how i put my kids first??

anyway, any of you have any lobangs/recomendations/ideas on where to work, tell me alright. dont't be shy, im hot and sexy..but im friendly.

OH OH OH!! NOW I REMEMBER WHAT I WANT TO POST ABOUT!!

i really hate people who like.."tak sedar diri" and post good stuffs about themselves.
PFFT!! HATE THEM! BENCI! I BENCI SEKALI!! IRRITATING! PERASAN! MUKER MINTAK KENE TAMPAR!!

hee heee =)

2009-02-05T12:51:00.002+08:00

Anger is one letter short from danger.

Went bowling yesterday with Athirah and her sister. It was a..'poped-out in my mind' decision. Since i was bored at home. And also, since both of them are like.. the bowling pros! like, everyday, go train on their bowling moves. Maybe kan..in their house, there's like.. a bowling alley!! and guess what, Amirah (her sister), is in the bowling team. so...yea.. PROs of bowling.

So anyway, we went bowling for like..30 minutes cos the whole alley had been booked by a school.
zzz....yawn....snore.....breathe....fart....
and in that 30 mins. i humiliated myself =)
hahaha... i think my score..x2 will be the same as amirah's and x3 will be the same as athirah's. so yeah... hahaha..paiseehhh...macam tosaaii... berak pasirrr....pasang langsirr....wtf.

yes amirah.. I, MUHAMMAD FAUZI, OWNED YOU! AWHHAWHAWHAWHAWH!!

so, after bowling, eating, shitting,drinking and smoking..
i was like...nak buat ape? huh? huhhuhhuh? huhuh?? huh punk?? huh??punk?? huh? punk rock?? huh punkrock? punkrock songs like bowling for soup??? huh??!?! who bowls for soup?!?!
huhhuhhuh!!?!?
and we decided to watch a movie. since amirah wanted to watch bride wars, we went to lot one. and my ez link is now ADULT FAIR! GILER SEH!! WAAAHH!! LAUUU!!! WEEHHH!!!

so in my mind, hmm..bride wars..mesti geret... cos a guy's mind..like me.. im a guy.. not like alfian or shaid.. a gay...not a guy.. but me..im a guy..
okok..so in my mind..war means..battle ships, aeroplanes, dead people, gore, carnage and soo on.. and bride means girl.
so, in my mind, when this two words add together..its like..girls killing each other in battle ships and kamikaze aeroplanes with bombs and machine guns and very loud and explosive.
yeah!!!

while watching the movie..i was like.. INI BRIDE WARS?!?! TAKDE ORANG MATI PUN?!! TAKDE DARAH PUN!?!? TAKDE TEMBAK2 PUN?!! huh???!?!huhuhuhuh?!?!?!
they should put the title like... bride problems. or bride bestfriends become enemies and then bestfriends again..or.. dont watch this movie cos its lame and not funny and shaid & alfian is gay..
yea..i bet if they put that title, dont watch this movie cos its lame and not funny and shaid & alfian is gay, i bet... BOX OFFICE SEH!!
it'll put titanic and e.t to shame...

overall, wonderful day.